Why Dr. Silverturtle's Guide is Supreme

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<p>WHY DR. SILVERTURTLE’S GUIDE IS SUPREME</p>

<p>In lugubrious times of trepidation and distress, humanity has inevitably and consistently turned to Dr. Silverturtle’s honored comprehensive enchiridion for salvation. The laconic compendium provides didactic paradigms for the writing division, explications of tentative solutions for the critical reading division, as well as advocacy and practice problems for all divisions. Esoteric information regarding the brutal college admissions, AP testing, and SAT Subject Tests can also be decried upon apprehending such a guidebook. This now ubiquitous enchiridion has brought about a Golden Age in SAT I Reasoning Test taking, transforming the once invincible leviathan to an ant which can be urinated on and defeated. One would be condemned to imbecility and frivolity in not employing this ultimate guidebook into SAT studies. However, the enchiridion also serves as a source of visual invigoration among many. We will now introduce a new train of thought for Silverturtle guide’s supremacy: it is best among all best not due to the text, but due to its outer beauty and brevity.</p>

<p>The eloquent articulation of the writing and critical reading divisions by Dr. Silverturtle’s masterpiece is unlike no other. Yet we must exalt it not because of the informative text, but because of its aesthetic beauty. The grammar section of the masterpiece holds organization and structure which can be described only by one locution: pulchritudinous. The bright and voluptuous boldings are indeed a sight to behold; not only are the colors of the headline boldings monotonous, they are a variety (green, blue, red). Such a work of colors and lights provides not only SAT preparation, but also aesthetic invigoration. We must juxtapose the artistic beauty of Dr. Silverturtle’s compendium to the priceless beauty of Aphrodite’s breasts, or snow-white paleness of Michael Jackson’s deceased skin. Even though, the two would be considered far inferior, for the beauty of such is ineffable. </p>

<p>It is well known that Silverturtle’s guidebook has also been employed for purposes of psychological therapy among a privileged few: the blue locutions simulate the equanimity of our oceans, and as a result, it has been exploited to calm minds of angry/truculent beings. A prodigious number of individuals also take ganders at the blue locutions of the enchiridion to confer a quicker and felicitous sleep. The United States’ Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) also exploits the pulchritude of Dr. Silverturtle’s compendium in a plethora of ways. Specifically, the harsh and satanic red locutions instill direct fear into viewers. This would ostensibly serve as an effective means of interrogation, and indeed it has. </p>

<p>We acknowledge the supremacy of Dr. Silverturtle’s undeniable masterpiece indubitably not for the masses of information, but for its pulchritude. As meticulously worded above, the compendium can serve as a source of stimulation and invigoration. It is our wish that we have thoroughly convinced persons, that Dr. Silverturtle’s guide is indeed aesthetically supreme.</p>

<p>Heil Silverturtle</p>

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<p>what is this</p>

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<p>I’m 12 years old.</p>

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<p>you have a real problem.</p>

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<p>I wouldn’t consider much of the information in that section of the guide to be esoteric, though the grammar section was Greek to me. :)</p>

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<p>I don’t think “pulchritude” is an appropriate word choice here.</p>

<p>Anyway, if this thread continues in the same vein as the original post, it’ll probably be deleted…</p>

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<p>1) heil – I’m not Jewish and I still think it’s too soon, unless you’re doing Wagner</p>

<p>2) Can’t you at least you know…do a fun out rage ■■■■■ post? Have no life, whatever, but don’t have no life and be so lame like that.</p>

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<p>OP</p>

<p>What the fcku</p>

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<p>SAT Vocab prep for free!!! lol</p>

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<p>This thread + post is arguably the greatest WT F-ery of all times.</p>

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<em>snort</em> Truly some very rich comparisons.</p>

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More superfluously done than meticulous.</p>

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<p>lol I am probably the only one who found this funny.</p>

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<p>hahahaha</p>

<p>10char</p>

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<p>:D</p>

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<p>The following passage analyzes a specific type of text:)</p>

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<p>@karsmand</p>

<p>this guy is an idiot that is trying way to hard to cram in every possible difficult vocab word. I hate this guys posts for that. I mean he is just trying too hard. It is not hard to believe the guy doesn’t know how to use vocab words.</p>

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<p>It’s a girl. and it’s luciferlied… in some ways I feel like I’m back on basilmarket.</p>

<p>Good thread</p>

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<p>The tone of this passage can be best described as
A. Sardonic Derision
B. Critical<br>
C. Appreciation for the ordinary
D. Unabashed Admiration
E. Qualified love</p>

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<p>^^come on RAlec, she isn’t just any girl. she one that “possesses a vagina.” lol</p>

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<p>^lol. what are you getting at? :D</p>

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I lol’d. So hard.</p>

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<p>^ and @ Ralec114: Still lol’ing!! Was a good one!</p>