<p>collegehopeful, i think if you put that in your essay the admissions officers(who are mostly recent grads) would break out in laughter. the prophet was a little too racy, though, lol.</p>
<p>haha. this is true. collegehopeful truly created something brilliant.</p>
<p>man, i hope we get to meet. it would be an epic moment to go cruising for chicks -- fulfilling the dreams of our forefathers. but then again, the chances of getting into harvard is less than or equal to the chances of having sex with jennifer anniston and angelin jolie in the same month.</p>
<p>but it's been done. both things.</p>
<p>collegehopefull post@ 11:13AM: Made me smile.
the prophet post@ 11:28AM: Made me almost spit out my mouthful of Vitamin Water
the prophet post@ 3:19PM: Blouse is stained purple ... that last line did it.</p>
<p>You two should do Vegas.</p>
<p>@ ChoklitRain - Well, my app was sent in October...shucks. I can do a dead on impression of that guy(Tay Zonday, or something?), no joke. (To the point where I entertained the idea of sending it in. In retrospect, I'm glad I didn't. ) I can also do Stewie Griffin.</p>
<p>GabbaGabbaHey - I'm glad I made someone smile. Normally when I post things that are funny to me, people get all riled up.</p>
<p>Also; Shiny Toy Guns made an appearance on Yo GabbaGabba......but because everyone associates guns with wanton destruction, they called themselves the "Shiny's"</p>
<p>@ the prophet.</p>
<p>If I don't get into Yale (unfortunately, this is likely), or Cornell (I have a post that mentions Ithaca college girls. I do believe I said they're 'looser than an armless boxer's teeth'), and somehow get into Harvard, I'm definitely going.</p>
<p>I dunno, Yale/Cornell are kind of my top two....but at the same time, Harvard trumps everyone for Classics/Linguistics....</p>
<p>It's not really a choice I think I'll have to make though.</p>
<p>@ All else:</p>
<p>If you've come to the conclusion that I'm only after one thing, you'd be right in most cases. </p>
<p>(But only because girls are a subset of a larger population, and people in general more often possess physical endowments as opposed to intellectual ones)</p>
<p>well whatever man, i applied to all three, too, just so maybe we can get us some ivy material. pax to the max.</p>
<p>Benjamin Button went there? I thought he just worked as a sailor. But then again, I've only seen the movie...maybe that's in the book.</p>
<p>Because they were rejected by Yale... </p>
<p>(just kidding.... sort of... not really...) Good Luck guys!!! :)</p>
<p>Because Harvard needs more hot chicks.</p>
<p>\o/</p>
<p>So, Gabrielle, if you go to Harvard, can we expect there to be more, or the same, number of hot chicks?</p>
<p>very subtle collegehopefull</p>
<p>Wonderful library.</p>
<p>Grade Inflation!</p>
<p>^LOL</p>
<p>(But you get that everywhere nowadays.)</p>
<p>Now that they don't have dollar pitcher night at Father's any more, I'm not sure there is a good reason.</p>
<p>Because I feel like it.</p>
<p>qtping: welcome to CC. Please note the dates of the original post. Most of the thread respondents are probably college sophomores right now.</p>