Why go to Harvard? One sentence only!

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<p>Please answer your most eloquent, thoughtful, and personal sentence.</p>

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<p>Most of these are not complete sentences and some are joke/troll posts, but here are a bunch of short answer reasons compiled in an earlier thread:</p>

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<p>I don't got money.</p>

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<p>Me Tarzan, you Jane. (eloquent enough?)</p>

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<p>Because Harvard is where dreams come true!</p>

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<p>Crimson is pretty. </p>

<p>\m/</p>

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<p>To be able to give back at least as much as I have been given.</p>

<p>On a side note, the person that typed "Me Tarzan, you Jane" has my respect.</p>

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<p>Proximity to MIT is directly proportional to the amount of its exuded awesome-ness that can be absorbed.</p>

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<p>^ nice answer; I'm guessing you're an MIT student?</p>

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<p>just because</p>

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<p>ummm.......</p>

<p><em>thinking</em></p>

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<p>why NOT go to Harvard?</p>

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<p>because Benjamin Button went there</p>

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<p>Because the rest of the world can't even though they have been working their butts off at school, but their SAT scores ruined all chances! i didn't even try applying.</p>

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<p>Because Boston girls get around like the postman on holidays.</p>

<p>Ow OW!</p>

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<p>because collegehopefull said that boston girls get around like the postman on holidays.</p>

<p>yes.</p>

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<p>Because it's recognized as The Best around the entire world.</p>

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<p>Because it's a dirty job, but someone has to do it. (Hey, what can I say, I'm a Duke grad and Harvard is the Duke of the North). :-)</p>

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<p>Because the prophet and I can go cruising for chicks.</p>

<p>Her: "I just hate how people use plastics like they're truly disposable, I mean, there are so many different grades and varieties that they're almost impossible to truly reuse, and it's not like anyone recycles them anyway, they just throw them in the trash.."</p>

<p><em>Takes long sip of fair trade coffee (iced) from starbucks cup</em> Me: " Uh huh"</p>

<p>Several minutes pass....</p>

<p>Her: "...and did you know the Navy refuses to stop using SONAR around baby whales? They completely destroy the echolocation abilities of those animals, rendering them vulnerable to everything!"
<em>Runs hands through recently dyed hair and extensions</em></p>

<p>Me: "Hey, I know this dive bar that has great open mic nights, are you doing anything later?"</p>

<p>Hooray!</p>

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<p>damn straight. because my boy collegehopeful and i are on the prowl while riding the T.</p>

<p>her: "Oh my god, yesterday I was over at some diner and there were these two guys who were just complete idiots, talking about how they wish they could go whale hunting for the blubber."</p>

<p><em>carefully pulls off a piece of cinnamon roll so as to not ruin her nails</em></p>

<p>me: i know, i know. people are just getting worse as the days go by.</p>

<p>her: "...like everyone, can't they just go to like harvard or something, you know? like where do you go to school? boston community, right?"</p>

<p>me: "hey, there's actually a little social going on at lowell house -- my house, at harvard, i go to harvard. so, umm, if you're not doing anything..."</p>

<p>*opens her mouth and then immediately shuts and re-applies her lip gloss.</p>

<p>her: "omg. harvard, huh? have you ever heard about how boston girls go around like..."</p>

<p>me: "the postman on holidays. yes. i've heard. and i know. you were checking out my package even before the season."</p>

<p>WOO!</p>