<p>The best is Keggy the Keg from Dartmouth. The Amherst Lord Jeffs are hilarious.</p>
<p>This is not the MIT mascot(a beaver cause the beaver is the best engineer in the animal world) it's the MIT cheer, but it's pretty funny and sooo MIT. </p>
<p>I'm a Beaver, You're a Beaver, We are Beavers All!
And when we get together, we do the Beaver Call:
"e to the u, du/dx
e to the x dx
cosine, secant, tangent, sine,
3.14159
integral, radial, mu dv
slipstick, slide rule, MIT!"</p>
<p>Right on, right on.</p>
<p><a href="http://web.mit.edu/wrugby/cheer.html%5B/url%5D">http://web.mit.edu/wrugby/cheer.html</a></p>
<p>I think the funniest one of heard is RISD (Rhode Island School of Design). Thier mascot is the Nads so you cheer "Go Nads" at games, and there actual mascot dresses up like a scrotum, and his name is Scrotie.</p>
<p>the NC State mascot is pretty lame
<a href="http://www.fansedge.com/Images/product/35-21/35-21221-m.jpg%5B/url%5D">http://www.fansedge.com/Images/product/35-21/35-21221-m.jpg</a>
What is it even supposed to be??</p>
<p>risd has a joke mascot cuz they don't have an athletics program.
i personally thinking the fighting illini is strange but they are good at sports so who cares?
besides...any mascot is better than no mascot... (my hs has no official mascot, but someone jokingly said we should be the fighting daisies... and everyone things we really are the fighting daisies.. oy vay).</p>
<p>is The Fighting Blue Hens</p>
<p>Wow, I thought that Tufts would be sweeping this.</p>
<p>(although the brandeis judges is also pretty damn lame).</p>
<p>haha I laughed when I ofund out Ithaca was the "bombers" lol</p>
<p>BIG RED!!
<a href="http://www.bgdailynews.com/articles/stories/200402/27/lawsuit20040227_top-news.jpg%5B/url%5D">http://www.bgdailynews.com/articles/stories/200402/27/lawsuit20040227_top-news.jpg</a></p>
<p>easily the best</p>
<p>haha i crack up just looking at big red =)</p>
<p>what is big red? lol is it a lobster? looks like those animals that appear on shows like barney man i can't stop laughing at MIT's cheer.
calculus and trig in a cheer? that is so MIT. I want to see the perplexed faces of the people if MIT played in like national tournament with a lot of regular people.</p>
<p>it's an amorphous blob of congealed, ectoplasmic slime.</p>
<p>There's a high school all-star lacrosse team in North Florida that I tried out for called the "Fightin' Possums." Something about Possums being a team mascot that is great. Also their team colors are bright yellow and white.</p>
<p>It's a high school, but how about the Watersmeet (Michigan) High School Nimrods? I think they were actually on Leno one night.</p>
<p>Berkeley's Oski is UUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>
<p>Someone above me mentioned RISD's Scrotie mascot.</p>
<p>Any one want to see a pic? ;)</p>
<p>Mine is going to be Ace</a> Purple of the mighty University of Evansville Purple Aces. Woot!</p>
<p>The funniest matchup I've ever heard about was a football game between the University of Southern California Trojans at the University of South Carolina Gamecocks - popularly known as "The C0cks" in 1983. Not only was there all kinds of smack talk about who was "The Real USC," there were all kinds of signs in the stands to the effect that "No Trojan Can Hold Our C0cks for 60 Minutes!" Believe it or not, the C0cks won [url=<a href="http://www.sc.edu/bicentennial/pages/timeline_pages/1983-1.html%5D38-13%5B/url">www.sc.edu/bicentennial/pages/timeline_pages/1983-1.html]38-13[/url</a>] in one of the biggest upset victories in their history!</p>
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<p>actually, i think harvard's mascot is the john harvard...cuz that's so much scarier :p</p>
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gotta love the FIGHTING quakers!!! :p</p>
<p>Marquette has been doing some institutional soul searching and changed from the Warriors to the Gold, and now the Golden Eagles. If you are an alum do you really want that change and the expense of refitting everything to the new name?</p>
<p>Syracuse walking orangemen. ;</p>