<p>I just heard that the Yale server farm was under attack by an outraged SCEA Asian reject with extensive extracurriculars in Hacking.</p>
<p>President Levin is expected to announce later today their online decisions will be suspended for technical difficulty, and we will receive decisions via mail.</p>
<p>(My friends mother's brother's cousin's friend works at admissions and told me this)</p>
<p>^ yeah, but that’s nothing compared to the Afghani SCEA reject they have…</p>
<p>Guy has a car loaded with RDX, and is speeding toward Beinecke Library as we speak.</p>
<p>Lol bomb threat was one of my future articles. Every day I’m going to release a story like the Ginger-Yale, except much better.</p>
<p>But we know what you’re like round here. Maybe we should all go on a road trip and terrorise one of the other boards, you could really stir up some crazy ;)</p>
<p>Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me. 
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<p>In other news… 7 dayssssss!!!</p>
<p>Yeah…i agree with portugeseninja…you should go terrorize other boards too</p>
<p>Haha…that would be hilarious…</p>
<p>Your friend’s mother’s brother’s cousin’s friend is the same as your friend’s mother’s cousin’s friend.</p>
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<p>This is just tacky, his race has nothing to do with him hacking except for the fact that you wanted to protray this as some crazy-Asian obsessed with admissions. That cliche is really old and wrong.</p>
<p>And I just realized this is a joke but the race thing is still tacky.</p>
<p>Except when everyone is mature and knows there is no ill sentiment behind a joke, that joke is hilarious.</p>
<p>The difference is if Mall77 then went on to say; “Oh, those Asians, they’re so darned industrious!”</p>
<p>Then he would be a jerk, and your criticism would apply.</p>
<p>Yup!
Takes a lot of maturity to hang around us buddy
Nice one No2EULA</p>
<p>Haha I love it!</p>
<p>You’re definitely going to have to contribute to your future universities paper wherever you end up :)</p>
<p>plus asians are a disproportionately (compared to the population) large subsection of elite college campuses. This is simply a fact. Plus they dominate the field of computer science. Fact.</p>
<p>Thus, does being hyper-sensitive to comments about race, leading to subsequent self-righteous remarks on a statement based on fact, actually make you the racist?</p>
<p>^ In the world of liberal condescension to racial attitudes coupled with the dampening of us Asians…YES!</p>
<p>Let us not fight over this, please</p>
<p>my comment was supposed to be ironic</p>