<p>I have a duck..not a goldfish.</p>
<p>I googled "duck smartwater" and nothing came up. Am I special or something?</p>
<p>According to Google, this identical question was posted on Y!A an hour ago.</p>
<p>Looks like they’re doing their job.</p>
<p>^Yeah, I posted that question.</p>
<p>Sorry, I have no idea what you are talking about. Apparently a goldfish was on a commercial for Smartwater.</p>