You know you go to boarding school when...

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<p>This may be old news here, but I ran across this on the Urban dictionary. Pretty funny and true.</p>

<p>You know you go to boarding school when: </p>

<p>you are closer to your chemistry teacher than your mother </p>

<p>its snowed 3 feet and you still have school </p>

<p>when your best friends live in california, turkey, korea </p>

<p>when the dean has seen you in your pajamas and its normal </p>

<p>when your advisor whose know you since you were 14 becomes your dad </p>

<p>when the students and teacher joke like siblings</p>

<p>You know the difference between Aristophanes and Aristodemus</p>

<p>when presidents day and federal holidays have nothing to do with you cause you still have school</p>

<p>when the internet shuts off at 11pm </p>

<p>when you don’t get you driver’s license until you’re 18</p>

<p>when you go to school 6 days a week including Saturdays</p>

<p>when you feel weird when you’re not wearing a tie </p>

<p>When you go to chapel but are not even religous</p>

<p>when your next door neighbor is from papal new guinea </p>

<p>when its Friday and that means PIZZA!</p>

<p>when you’ve learned how to swear in 6 different languages </p>

<p>when you can distinguish between korean, thai, japanese, taiwanese, and chinese because you hear it all the time </p>

<p>No matter how smart you are there are lots of kids smarter
when you’re in 11th grade. but you’ve only been home twice this year </p>

<p>when you took A.P chemistry as a sophomore
and calculus B.C as a junior</p>

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<p>Most of them are false</p>

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<p>With minor variations, I’ve found the following to be true: </p>

<p>its snowed 3 feet and you still have school </p>

<p>when your best friends live in california, turkey, korea </p>

<p>You know the difference between Aristophanes and Aristodemus</p>

<p>when presidents day and federal holidays have nothing to do with you cause you still have school</p>

<p>when the internet shuts off at 11pm </p>

<p>when you don’t get you driver’s license until you’re 18</p>

<p>when you go to school 6 days a week including Saturdays</p>

<p>When you go to chapel but are not even religious</p>

<p>when its Friday and that means PIZZA!</p>

<p>when you’ve learned how to swear in 6 different languages </p>

<p>when you can distinguish between korean, thai, japanese, taiwanese, and chinese because you hear it all the time </p>

<p>No matter how smart you are there are lots of kids smarter</p>

<p>when you’re in 11th grade. but you’ve only been home twice this year </p>

<p>when you took A.P chemistry as a sophomore </p>

<p>and calculus B.C as a junior</p>