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<li>You can read or write.</li>
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<p>lol at 19!! and 21.....hmmm..am I missing something there? lol</p>
<p>glad you folks enjoyed that one.</p>
<p>I was originally going to go with:</p>
<p>"The head of this department was suspended after repeated conflicts with the head of cognitive science."</p>
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<li>You get a letter in the mail saying "Congratulations on being accepted into Harvard University".</li>
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<p>DUH!</p>
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<li>you discovered the cure for AIDS.</li>
<li>you truly party like a rock star- Harvard's party scene is lacking.</li>
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<p>Baaahahaha</p>
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<li>You get a 2500 SAT/900 SAT2/37 ACT/6 AP/8 IB.</li>
<li>You have a 5.0 gpa, unweighted, on a 4.0 scale.</li>
<li>You are the valedictorian at a school that doesn't rank.</li>
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<p>You divide by zero.</p>
<p>Only Chuck Norris can divide by zero... everyone knows that!
that would be one awesome graduating class though</p>
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<li>complete that time machine</li>
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