<p>Gross, but hilarious all the same.</p>
<p>And what, my brother, does this have to do with college applications and the CC board?</p>
<p>It’s a prelude to announcing the Tiger Woods fidelity scholarship.</p>
<p>Can’t comment on the morality of it all, but (a) Shadi Bartsch may be the best-looking 40-something classicist ever, and (b) it sure must be awkward for the university president’s estranged wife to be living in the official residence while the official resident is shacking up elsewhere and popping back in for official events. I think they and the University would want to fix that PDQ, but apparently not.</p>
<p>I wonder how this impacts my undergraduate gpa</p>