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<li>If you have the next number after 29 next to your name</li>
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<p>230: if you were born as annoying as So Authentic is.</p>
<p>231: If you wish you were born annoying</p>
<p>232: If you like HP movies better than HP books</p>
<ol>
<li>If you think that pencils have lead in them.</li>
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<p>234: if you think knowing that pencils have graphite in them is special. j/k :)</p>
<p>235: You have an erasable pen</p>
<p>236: If you actually use the erasable pen.</p>
<ol>
<li>If you write in blue ink.</li>
</ol>
<ol>
<li>Especially if it's blue sparkly ink.</li>
</ol>
<ol>
<li><p>You carry around 10 different colored pens.</p></li>
<li><p>If you don't own an ink pen.</p></li>
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<p>240: You read Dilbert...and guffaw at it
241: You have a calligraphy pen that you carry around in a special box</p>
<ol>
<li><p>You don't know what the Mossad is.</p></li>
<li><p>You don't know when the battle of Thermoplyae took place.</p></li>
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<p>244: if you don't fully comprehend the chaos theory</p>
<ol>
<li>If you don't know the capital of Haiti.</li>
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<p>246: You think Las Vegas is in Haiti</p>
<ol>
<li>You confuse New Zealand with New England.</li>
</ol>
<p>248: you have never watched Blue Man Group, live or on youtube, for more than 7.33 minutes</p>
<p>249: you now try to find BMG on youtube</p>
<ol>
<li>You haven't listened to eve 6.</li>
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<p>251: you are excited that we are now one quarter of the way to 1000 signs, and are mad that you weren't the one to post #250</p>