1000 signs you are a n00b

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<p>91: if youre actually reading this.</p>

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<li> If you live on Earth</li>
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<li>If you read more than a book a day.</li>
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<li> if you have feelings</li>
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<li>If you only have two eyes.</li>
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<li>If one of your goals is to be happy</li>
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<li>If you're excited about Shark Week on discovery.</li>
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<li>if you get annoyed by other people's typos.</li>
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<li>If you're excited to post Sign #100...</li>
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<li>If you're a Ron Paul supporter.</li>
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<li>If you thought Ross Perot had a chance at winning.</li>
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<li>If you actually believe the things that come out of Pat Robertson's mouth.</li>
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<li>If you are scared of Chuck Norris.</li>
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<p>104: if you ask questions you already know the answers to.</p>

<p>105: if you think the wu-tang is a tropical drink</p>

<p>106: if you have more than 3 sat prep book.</p>

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<li><p>if you think your not getting into college with a 2000+ SAT</p></li>
<li><p>you say noob as n00b</p></li>
<li><p>you say pwn j00 noob.</p></li>
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<li>you say woot as w00t</li>
<li>if you are a post whore as I am</li>
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<li>if you skip numbers while counting</li>
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<p>112: if you purposely act like a dork</p>

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20. if you skip numbers while counting

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  1. Good point. Can't believe no one noticed that.</p>
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<li>If you do not correct the numbering error.</li>
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