1000 signs you are a n00b

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<li>See</li>
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<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmgLOKRl5J0%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmgLOKRl5J0&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

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<p>156 - if you missed me during hte past week :D</p>

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<p>157 - when you are a hacker on steroids AKA you're from /b/</p>

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<p>158: if you type your school reports on a type writer.</p>

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<li><p>if you can read my mind.</p></li>
<li><p>if you know what i'm thinking.</p></li>
<li><p>if you can control what i'm thinking telepathecally.</p></li>
<li><p>if you just watched the book Carrie</p></li>
<li><p>if you're going to correct me and say that Carrie was telekenetic (sp), not telepathic</p></li>
<li><p>if you have any more signs taht you're a n00b.</p></li>
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<p>165: if you can't read MBP's mind</p>

<p>166: if you don't know what MBP is thinking</p>

<p>167: if you can't control what MBP is thinking telepathecally</p>

<p>168: if you didn't just watch the book carrie</p>

<p>169: if you aren't going to correct MBP and say that carrie was telekentic, not telepathic.</p>

<p>170: if you don't have anymore signs that you are a noob</p>

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<p>171: if you don't care that this thread contradicts itself.</p>

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<p>it does contradict it's self.</p>

<p>moral of the thread??.........</p>

<p>EVERYONE'S A NOOB...:/</p>

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<p>172: if you try to get on cc against other people's will!</p>

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<p>173: If you are named Q-Collective.</p>

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<p>174: if you call yourself a noob </p>

<p>ps: don't let the thread die :(</p>

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<li>If you don't want a noob thread to die.</li>
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<li>If you make up new words for noobs/jags/etc.</li>
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<p>ie. "Noobville" "Jagernaut" "Nubernaut" "Professor of Noobology" , the list goes on</p>

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<li>Repeating past posts :)</li>
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<p>178: if you wear "whitey tighties" lol</p>

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<li>If you actually write "whitey tighties" on a forum!</li>
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<p>180: if you responded to sign #178.</p>

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<p>181: You post a thread titled "Chance for a Jew at Penn"</p>

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<li><p>You check the posts on a thread titled "1000 signs you are a n00b" to be sure you aren't one.</p></li>
<li><p>You check the posts on a thread titled "1000 signs you are a n00b" to find out what a noob is.</p></li>
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<li>If n00bs think you are a noob.</li>
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