<p>Does anyone had any admissions rituals for luck or for fun? Or rituals that you were going to do but you didn't for whatever reason.
I had a couple that I didn't take part in because of all my rejections and because I was out of town.
1. My english class allow us to bring food on fridays. I was going to bring a large bag of Reeses for every school that admits me. I kinda forgot about this.
2. I had some lucky golf gloves that I planned to wear when I looked up each decision. I stopped wearing them after Duke.
3. Drink one small bottle of sparkling apple cider for each college.
4. I didn't get my license in time for this one. I would give a ride back from lunch to a couple friends. I would divert them to my mailbox. If I got all denials I would be forced to drive them to Hanford(sort of an inside joke).
5. This one is kinda dark and I encourage you to understand that my friend Frank was in on this joke(he lawled it). My myspace message should describe it accurately. If any watchs The Office(american). The whole Michael Scott/Toby thing was what I was going for.
Do you want to help drive Frank to suicide?
Attention people who read this message(aka no one). I am officially announcing the "use god's hatred of frank to get me into college" plan. If anybody's has been reading the recent hundred page Princeton Review Gauis Baltar Trivia Guide Version 3(it is even outselling Puppy Bowl 3 Special Edition) you would know I am applying to 22 colleges(a single bullet would have been much simpler). Anyways I'm using god's hatred of frank to get into college.
For every college that accepts me(I'm counting scholarships) I will give Frank one insult and for each one that denies me I will compliment Frank(I'm not counting scholarships for this).
Now you may be wonder "What if god feels sorry for Frank like a stupid puppy who gets his leg ripped off when he is walking to Gauis's house to annoy the hell out of him?" I've thought about and I've done the calculations. God already gave him a girlfriend and according to the tscore integral derivative that is as far as god is willing to go.
This has to be a team effort. Pray to whatever myspace pagan gods you worship and start seducing those admissions officers(hint hint charlie) for the sake of making Frank suffer.</p>
<p>Anyone got any rituals?</p>