<p>I'm going to be honest, I'm awesome. 4.0, 2400 SAT and 36 ACT. Working on the cure for cancer. I don't even need you to chance me i just wanted to brag about myself. Any compliments are welcome. LOL, just kidding and trying to provide a little humor in this time of anxiety. Good Luck to everyone who is applying!</p>
<p>Sorry, minimum 4 types of cancer required for admission. Though syphillis and two types of hepatitis can be substituted for one cancer.</p>
<p>aids can be substituted for 4 types of cancer if you have a cure. + rep for vaccinations</p>
<p>Yeah AIDS is all right.</p>
<p>But the cure for the common cold is highly looked down upon. Try Yale buddy.</p>
<p>Wow, you're so funny. Got any more jokes?</p>
<p>Your stats suck dude. You need at least an 11.0 and a 2713 to get in to Harvard. </p>
<p>Curing cancer? That's so last year. </p>
<p>Good luck with getting accepted... anywhere.</p>
<p>Gator 1 Bait - U R my favorite!!!</p>
<p>I've heard it through the grapevine that a cure for pancreatic cancer is worth twice as much to an adcom as one for lung, testicular, or breast cancer. It's much more painful and malicious.</p>
<p>You need to be able to speak 5 different languages too !</p>
<p>you have to make sure you are well-rounded though! admissions officers want other things to balance out the whole curing cancer/AIDS/STD thing....obviously you need to win a gold at the olympics, and publish at least two novels.</p>
<p>and don't forget that you also need to learn how to play the violin with your toes.</p>
<p>:) hee hee</p>
<p>HAhahah I LOLed when I read the title of the thread.</p>
<p>Working on the cure for cancer? Pssh... I found the cure already and sold it to the secret Harvard elites controlling the world. They're just withholding it to keep the masses down.</p>
<p>Yes, but how many countries have you visited? (23 = Min.) And have you founded an orphanage yet? If not, that'll cost ya.</p>
<p>NEW CHANGE!:</p>
<p>Winning the Nobel prize in the 5th grade is now also accepted, compared to the old 4th grade minimum.</p>
<p>You need to be gay to be accepted. This is a definite hook. This year Harvard need gay student who have found a cure for aids.</p>
<p>Unless the oscar winning movie on your life titled MY life SO FAR grossed less than a 100 million in which case the fourth grade rule still applies.</p>
<p>100 million? That seems a little low...</p>
<p>Lol sucks for you. Someone didn't tell you being overqualified is a negative?</p>
<p>You have the most important position in the world. You are a contributor to the denial rate of perfect scores. You also bring Harvard publicity with your anti-asian lawsuits.</p>
<p>^ lol 10 char</p>
<p>Lolzz you guys are soo hilarious!! Im seriosuly on teh floor laughing soo hard!@! Gottss ta love thatt harvard humor!!!!!!</p>