<p>At times our brilliance overwhelms us. It's tragic, really. Being this gifted.</p>
<p>Yeah, you're definitely overqualified. It's off to Yale with you!</p>
<p>I believe now they're only accepting legacies, specifically those with a direct blood connection to John Harvard or Jesus.</p>
<p><em>EDIT</em> Sorry, that's John Harvard AND Jesus. My mistake.</p>
<p>Woah! You got a 2400 and a 36!? You definitely cheated.</p>
<p>Oh, Steven. You have to let the big boys play. Step aside, son, learn for a while.</p>
<p>Squaregirl, we're like Calvin Klein models. Beautiful and hating it.</p>
<p>Areyouseriousss and squaregirl:</p>
<p>It's like Oscar Wilde wrote: "We shall all suffer for what the gods have given us. Suffer terribly." (The Picture of Dorian Gray)</p>
<p>Yea sorry, man...but they'll probably think that you're using them as a safety. They can't risk their yield by admitting people like you - it's called the "Harvard Syndrome."</p>
<p>It's tragic, isn't it? Being this beautiful. :(</p>
<p>actually, I think that harvard only accepts people with a good sense of humour. </p>
<p>that doesn't look good for you, my friend.</p>
<p>We are all smart and funny and pretty and nice, but only a few of us will get into Harvard. :(</p>
<p>I feel bad for all you guys who aren't going to get in..... =/</p>
<p>Private admission counsellor here. Sorry in order for me to offer an opinion on your file, I will need more complete information, include your transcripts, AP scores, community college scores, subject test scores, where your great great father went to school, etc. Please send us a check of 20,000 as downpayment for initial consultation. We specialize in IVs. And by IV, I don't mean intravenous. But you knew that. You are the smart one with 2400. We also have a sister company of lawyers that sues Harvard. should our opinion be proved wrong. However, fees for that is extra.</p>
<p>@IBfootballer - We're all the most beautiful, brilliant people alive. And we're all going to get rejected. We can hang out with Jesus and Buddha, I guess. I think Fitzy's rejected both of them too.</p>
<p>Harvard Applicants: Proving it's possible to have both brains AND beauty since 1636.</p>
<p>We will one day be studied, for clues as to the secret of how we turned out so perfectly.</p>
<p>They will dig up our corpses years from now and display them in the Smithsonian.</p>
<p>Everyone will pay thousands just to look at them. Then they'll tell their grandchildren about it.</p>
<p>Our grandchildren will wage legal wars against scientists who want to take them out and study them.</p>
<p>And on all the news reports on the legal battle, they will show pictures of us while we were at Harvard, looking incredibly brilliant and happy. We will make "People" magazine- a hundred years after our death!</p>
<p>Lol I loved username-deleted's post...</p>
<p>Hey I'm down. Sue Harvard for my admission please! Unfortunately I can't afford to pay over a few thousand in legal fees?</p>
<p>I can will you a portion of my future estate?</p>