Amusing Article on Rivalries

<p>Found this on auto admit . com and thought it was interesting.</p>

<p>Date: January 31st, 2005 12:57 AM
Author: NYCFan
Subject: Here's a moral tale that helps explain Yale's Harvard fixation:</p>

<p>Rivalries: Put Up or Shut Up </p>

<p>By Steven Friedman </p>

<p>Ignorance, I sometimes think, really can be bliss. Being completely ignorant about a subject gives you that beautifully naive outsider's perspective that someone wrapped up in and knowledgeable about a subject can't have. </p>

<p>I'm so ignorant about UC Berkeley -- no, I don't go here -- that I actually walked into the Bancroft Library the other day wearing a T-shirt that proclaimed "STANFORD UNIVERSITY." </p>

<p>At first I thought I was paranoid for thinking that everyone in the library was giving me evil looks. But the perfect truth of Woody Allen's catchphrase, "Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not after me," quickly proved itself true, as person after person pointed out to me that Stanford is UC Berkeley's mortal enemy. </p>

<p>This immediately reminded me of my university. Even before my freshman year at the University of Pennsylvania, I was continuously told that Penn's mortal enemy -- complete with our own version of the Big Game every year -- was another Ivy League competitor: Princeton University. So one day I e-mailed a Princeton friend to hear his take on it. </p>

<p>He laughed in his response. Even if it was over e-mail, I could still hear it. No one at Princeton knew we were "rivals" in any way, other than just playing a dinky football game against each other once a year. I realized what was up and quickly created an imaginary dialogue between our two universities and two other schools in the Ivy League: Harvard and Yale. </p>

<p>Penn, I've noticed, proudly declares to the world, "Harvard, Yale, Princeton and Penn are the four greatest universities in the world. So our only competitors are Harvard, Yale and Princeton." Princeton then replies, "What are you talking about, Penn? The three greatest universities are Harvard, Yale and Princeton. So our only competitors are Harvard and Yale." Yale then says, "What are you talking about, Princeton? The two greatest universities are Harvard and Yale, so Harvard is our only competitor." Harvard then says, "Ha! What are you talking about, Yale? We don't have any competitors..." </p>

<p>I witnessed this myself at the Penn-Princeton game, when Penn students chanted, "Princeton, you suck!" and the Princetonians just quietly stood there, as if to say, "Whatever you say, Penn." Later, I saw a Yalie wearing a shirt that read "Harvard sucks and Princeton doesn't matter." </p>

<p>And Princeton is right. They're a better school than Penn precisely because they have the quiet and honest confidence to be able to stand there and listen to us. And Harvard is better than Yale because they have enough quiet and honest confidence that they don't need to wear "Yale sucks" T-shirts. Because they believe it, they don't have to shout it. </p>

<p>The same seems to apply to UC Berkeley. Stanford, sincerely confident in its stature, doesn't need to scream its hatred for Berkeley from rooftops. Still, this doesn't keep them from doing the same to Harvard, by wearing "Harvard -- the Stanford of the East" T-shirts. We don't see any of these T-shirts in reverse in Cambridge, though. </p>

<p>The way to greatness, as Harvard has recognized, is not to tell competitors how much better you are than them. Instead, you must quietly and confidently work at being best. Harvard has internalized Margaret Thatcher's summary of such competition: "Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to say you are, you aren't." </p>

<p>Berkeley will truly triumph over Stanford the day when its undergrads stop saying how powerful they are, and instead, start believing it. </p>

<p>Steven Morgan Friedman, a senior history and English major at the University of Pennsylvania, thinks Berkeley is Penn's only rival.</p>

<p>This "article" is a sham. I don't believe for a second that his story is real.<br>
First, I see people wearing stanford shirts on campus all the time and nobody
gives them dirty looks. People have better things to do. Second, I've never seen a "stanfurd sucks" shirt at the cal student store, but I have seen a "kal sucks" shirt being sold on the stanford campus. And during big game week we have a nice bonfire/pep rally while stanford spends thousands of dollars putting on a show which spends two or three hours talking/singing about Cal. Who is really obsessed here? Another thing, why would a Penn UG be at the Cal library and why whould he be wearing a stanford shirt?</p>

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And Harvard is better than Yale because they have enough quiet and honest confidence that they don't need to wear "Yale sucks" T-shirts

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<p>I have seen people at Harvard wearing T-shirts that say "Yuck Fale" {sic}.</p>

<p>Hmm...that's a new one. :)</p>

<p>I was just going to comment that rivalries are mainly sports-oriented. They are fun student traditions. I think the schools that are ranked (insert number from 1-10) places higher than their rival schools should get off their high horses and stop trying to take something away from the other school or the rivalry. Sometimes I look at the other thread "Berkeley vs. Stanford" and the posts and it makes me sad.</p>

<p>Hey sakky, have you seen people at MIT wear anything about CalTech? I think there was a prank a while back in which some Cal Tech students went to MIT and sold t-shirts that said "MIT" on the front and "...because I didn't get into Cal Tech" on the back.</p>

<p>^ lol ya I heard about that. and then there is the Cornell vs Harvard ice hockey rivalry where Cornell throws dead fish on the ice during hockey games lol.</p>

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Hey sakky, have you seen people at MIT wear anything about CalTech? I think there was a prank a while back in which some Cal Tech students went to MIT and sold t-shirts that said "MIT" on the front and "...because I didn't get into Cal Tech" on the back.

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<p>Actually, they weren't selling the T-shirts. They were giving them away in the Infinite Corridor to groups of potential applicants who were visiting MIT who thought that MIT was just nicely giving out free shirts to convince applicants to apply. The shirts said "MIT" on the front, but on the back was the phrase "because not everyone can go to Caltech". Caltech hackers also covered up with a banner part of an engraving at MIT that said "Massachusetts Institute of Technology" so that the engraving seemed to read "That Other Institute of Technology". MIT hackers modified the banner to make the engraving read "The Only Institute of Technology". </p>

<p>Of course, MIT hackers responded by stealing the Fleming Cannon from Caltech and displaying it in front of the MIT Green Building. </p>

<p><a href="http://pr.caltech.edu/media/Press_Releases/PR12826.html%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://pr.caltech.edu/media/Press_Releases/PR12826.html&lt;/a>
<a href="http://www.mitcannon.com/%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://www.mitcannon.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

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I have seen people at Harvard wearing T-shirts that say "Yuck Fale" {sic}.

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<p>"Just one of many student organizations selling game attire, the Harvard cheerleading squad finished selling all of its 400 “Yuck Fale” shirts yesterday morning."</p>

<p><a href="http://www.thecrimson.harvard.edu/article.aspx?ref=160734%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://www.thecrimson.harvard.edu/article.aspx?ref=160734&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

<p>Okay, thanks for the correction. I really thought they were selling/handing them out to MIT students though. I was sketchy on the details.</p>