any fast readers/critiquers willing to look at my oddball essays?

<p>I have two essays: one for common app, one for a supplement. They're both a little... odd and offbeat. I need to know if they make sense to other people. Bad news is that I need the critique back by Thursday/Friday-- sorry it's so last minute! I'm actually asking for hard, ruthless reviews. Butcher it please-- no fluff. Anyone up for the challenge? </p>

<p>ps I'm kind of paranoid with the whole idea of sharing my essays so please let me know where you are in the college process. College students/parents/alumni are very much appreciated.</p>

<p>I'm happy to look at em.
'09er but my essays are done! and i'm in a procrastination mood at the moment, what am I saying, i've been in a procrastination mood my whole life.
send em over!</p>

<p>sent... bumping for any other takers.</p>

<p>I'll take a look at 'em - I'm an 09er. Currently working on polishing my own essays.</p>

<p>Hi fantastical!</p>

<p>I'm interested in critiquing your essay. PM me first so that I can send you my e-mail address. However, in return, you must tell me where you are applying using this essay (to get a general feel of your competition) and you must also critique on my essays in return. </p>

<p>(Yes I'm '09)</p>

<p>Good luck!
-ab2013</p>