<p>Well... after school got out today I go downstairs and the T.V. is on. My brother was at home, sick today so I guess he must have left it on. On it is the "Maury" show... and it was of the paternity test variety...</p>
<p>I dunno why, but I get some sick pleasure when the man is not the father. I dunno why but... it's crazy because the woman ends up running off stage crying. If the man is the father, the woman screams her head off at him. It's crazy but I like the irony.</p>
<p>I think its funny because the woman always points at a screen and says "LOOK AT HIS EYES TELL ME THOSE AIN'T HIS EYES"... reminds me of the song "Billie Jean" by MJ. well then.</p>
<p>... I personally like when they say "I'm one billion percent sure that (father) is the daddy of my baby!!!!"... I mean, what exactly is one billion percent? can't there only be one hundred percent?</p>
<p>I feel bad for those people but I can't say that I don't enjoy watching the craziness.</p>
<p>LOL... we watch trash TV in my Calc class during the morning announcements everyday! I can't even imagine what our principal would do if he walked in while our entire calc class is booing and yelling about the talk shows that we aren't supposed to be watching.</p>
<p>I miss that show. My favorites are the kids that want to have babies and then they get to take care of one for a day and cannot handle it or they go to jail and then cry for mommy.</p>
<p>I am a HUGE Maury and Jerry fan!!! It's great - everytime I think my life sucks I just turn on Maury or Jerry and i'm back in a happy mood - hahaha. "Yo dat baby too UGGGGGGG-ly to be my baby" or "yo dat baby gots blue eyes i got brown eyes it aint mine" - hahaha stupid morons. I love the 13 year old girls who want to have a baby and then they go to bootcamp or how bout the "am i a man or woman" - haha that show rules</p>