'Appearing' As the Most Attractive Student in a Class

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<p>I want the other students to envy my looks, but not to the extent of hating me, but recognizing my attractiveness and wanting to befriend me.</p>

<p>How do I go about doing this while simultaneously 'appearing' as the smartest student in a class?</p>

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<p>Your next step is to make thirty additional threads about how depressed you are that Tyra rejected your model applications.</p>

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<p>First look in the mirror and tell yourself, what was I thinking....</p>

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<p>I'm sorry if I sound rude, but this is such lulz! I love teh lulz!</p>

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<p>I suggest making a human skin mask with the 1.618 proportions. To be smart: act as if you have a stick jammed so far up your butt that it appears to be jutting out of your head.</p>

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<p>Speaking of, what happened to monsieur Boxx?</p>

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<p>^ I dunno. I kinda felt sorry for the guy despite this amusing parody thread.</p>

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<p>u forgot that ur on a nerd forum. most ppl here are prob ugly</p>

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<p>Damn you, I was premeditating doing a thread like this one. Still made me laugh though :)</p>

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<p>Just go to a nerd school like most of the people here, and if you happen to be a 6/10 you'll be the looker of the class.</p>

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<p>We all can't be so blessed by God.
Sorry.</p>

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<p>I find it hilarious how half the people in this thread completely missed the point. :)</p>

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<p>I noticed that as well.
Good joke, went right over the head.</p>

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<p>Inner beauty is what matters.</p>

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<p>what a moronic thread.</p>

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<p>I see a host of threads like this 'appearing' all of a sudden. And that's not necessarily a bad thing.</p>

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<p>Since this needs to be spelled out, these threads are a parody of the type of threads InovativeBoxx was known for making. </p>

<p>In short, it's a joke.</p>

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<p>I think we should all parody our answers from the previous thread here now.... j/k</p>

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<p>^
Whoops, that's dumb of me to not catch that- guess I didn't want to waste my time with his threads, but inadvertently found myself here.</p>

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<p>eat all of this:</p>

<p>This</a> is why you're fat.</p>

<p>(not gonna lie; i'm kind of hungry after looking at this site..)</p>