APPLICANT TYPES- Released from Dean Fitzsimmons

<p>I knew it was fake, just forgot the proper terminology for a fake thread :(</p>

<p>Judging from Mal77's other posts, he/she is just doing this for the laughs, not to be like "Lolll, z0mg, I got teh n00bs on CC to be worried, lolz0rs"</p>

<p>[The well rounded jack of all trades master of none]</p>

<p>[But I have a 30/70 contract with an art gallery and hence semi-master painting ( if it can be mastered at all)].</p>

<p>I'm also not bad looking, but no-one except Columbia knows that.</p>

<p>I am the definition of a BWRK.</p>

<p>Still don't know what QQ is??</p>

<p>I am [The robotic Asian] + [The well rounded jack of all trades and master of none].</p>

<p>Probably not a great combination but hopefully they will love me.</p>

<p>Eden Riegel, Jed Cohen, and Elisabeth Shue were already actors before they went to Harvard.</p>

<p>@Dbate - Shabbas and Shabbat are virtually the same; the Orthodox just tend to utilize the former rather than the latter. (I was raised Orthodox, so I tend to fall into that habit.) It all stems from the actual Hebrew pronunciation, which is obviously not "Sabbath", the way it gets mutilated in English-speaking areas. =P </p>

<p>....and there ends today's lesson in Semitism. Hah.</p>

<p>Well rounded jack of all trades, including a job working for Harvard. It can't hurt. . .</p>

<p>I'm fairly proud of my sarcasm. Approaching the 24 hour mark and this thread has taken on epic proportions.</p>

<p>i think the penn thread about admissions leaking a day early (and the link provided to see your early decision) has the record for most posts in 24 hours. that day was such a horrifying thread.</p>

<p>[The robotic Asian]/[The eccentric liberal extra curricular glutton]/[The well rounded jack of all trades master of none]
I applied as a joke/for my parents.
Um, QQ is like a crying sign? It looks like two eyes with tears. Maybe it's an LA Asian thing :x</p>

<p>No it's pretty well known what QQ is. I think anyone who spends some time on the internet knows. Or you could take 2 seconds to google it before complaining.</p>

<p>Oh, haha. Yeah that's what I thought..but I thought maybe it was like a stereotypical Asian junkie thing (because nobody else knew what it was). T_T</p>

<p>Well, asians are much more likely to play online games ;p</p>

<p>Which is where I believe the term was born? Not quite sure</p>

<p>Yeah I think so as well. But the Asian version of QQ is TT. Because we have the smaller eyes -_______-"</p>

<p>If you're wondering what QQ means: Urban</a> Dictionary: QQ</p>

<p>I doubt he actually wrote this.
Otherwise, I'm surprised by his lack of political correctness..</p>

<p>Lolz at Mondo</p>

<p>I know haha. This thread reminds me of The Onion's Macbook Wheel. And how some people were actually fooled and posted comments like "OMG WHAT A STUPID IDEA APPLE!" HAHA.</p>