<p>Usually on CC, posters tend to buff up their egos (how many times have you seen someone post "Yeah I self-studied AP Chem, Econ, and Human Geo 3 days before the tests and got 5's"), so let's reverse that: what are you miserably, hopelessly atrocious at?</p>
<p>For me, it's 3D-drawing/geometry/general-what-have-you. Putting and visualizing 3D-shapes onto 2d paper is utterly foreign to me; it'd be like trying to teach a dog to compose classical music through barks. I honestly (I'm dead serious, I took an IQ test when I was younger and got like 11th percentile for spatial reasoning) think I could be classified as mentally deficient/disabled with 3D shapes. I just hope I can avoid having to deal with Calculus in the x,y,z coordinate plane...forever lol.</p>
<p>Can’t draw or dance. Or sing beautifully (though I do have perfect pitch, so my crappy singing is at least in tune :P). Or pretend to care about something I completely DGAF about.</p>
<p>Speaking aloud in Portuguese. I’m fluent, but I can only get a couple sentences out before it all blends into unintelligible mush. I like to tell myself that that’s more the language’s fault than my fault. Linguists usually describe Portuguese as “a drunken Frenchman trying to speak Spanish in an Italian accent” lol so you can imagine.</p>