As trivial as this sounds....

<p>I'm getting word that our fellow acceptees to some Ivy leagues are receiving complimentary t-shirts with their acceptances. Now, I don't know about you guys, but I would like a free ($90) t-shirt as well. Hell, I'm sure Stanford would win a lot more of its cross-admit battles if it simply resorted to such a brilliant form of bribery. I feel positively spurned right now.</p>

<p>If it makes you feel any better, I don’t know about the Ivies but once you come to Stanford you get plenty of free t-shirts. As of right now I have 4 free t-shirts.</p>

<p>Dang, all the more reason to hope I get accepted!</p>

<p>More acceptances = more t-shirts = offsetting the application cost!</p>

<p>Firehose, you just made my day.</p>

<p>Come to Admit Weekend. You’ll get tons of stuff.</p>

<p>Wasn’t the free static cling good enough for you?</p>

<p>Not really no…I can’t for the life of me decide where to put it.</p>

<p>Something I forgot to mention, the t-shirts are free after your purchase of an education.</p>

<p>At least I get a t-shirt with that education.</p>