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<p>“Have you ever personally possessed a pair of edible panties?”</p>
<p>No, but I am open-minded.</p>
<p>private school in bergen county, go figure.</p>
<p>you live in new jersey?</p>
<p>What is your current college list, and what is your prospective major? Oh rats! Those questions are boring; I must accompany them with a question of true value. Do you think third nipples are lucky?</p>
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<p>"you live in new jersey? "</p>
<p>yeah, i live in the deep south of new jersey. think jersey devil.</p>
<p>“What is your current college list, and what is your prospective major?”
I’m looking at Rutgers safety, and a lot of other decent and big schools, private and public. do a little search if you’re actually interested. major- math/history/computers/english</p>
<p>“Do you think third nipples are lucky?”
It depends on the owner of said nipple as well as the location. generally, above the belly button is lucky, below the belly button is usually not a nipple but a disease. However, if a below the belly button nipple exists, I consider it unlucky. Also, if the person is attractive, it increases in luck, while if the person is unattractive, it increases in disgustingness.</p>
<p>This thread is lol.</p>
<p>My ex-boyfriend keeps saying he misses me and ****. When I broke up with him, I told him we may date again… I told him this so he wouldn’t cry. I also didn’t tell him I broke up with him because I liked this guy from my work, instead I told him that my schedule is too hard to have a boyfriend… umm… how do I get him to stop being such a baby, and get over me? Like without being mean? Haha… AND the guy at work is 19, and I am 16… is that too much of an age limit? He always talks to me and flirts back, what should I do with that?</p>
<p>haha…</p>
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<p>"This thread is lol.</p>
<p>My ex-boyfriend keeps saying he misses me and ****. When I broke up with him, I told him we may date again… I told him this so he wouldn’t cry. I also didn’t tell him I broke up with him because I liked this guy from my work, instead I told him that my schedule is too hard to have a boyfriend… umm… how do I get him to stop being such a baby, and get over me? Like without being mean? Haha… AND the guy at work is 19, and I am 16… is that too much of an age limit? He always talks to me and flirts back, what should I do with that?"</p>
<p>hmm… i never realized how many of my fellow brothers lack what i refer to as ‘a set’. </p>
<p>well the first thing i notice is that you weren’t completely honest. don’t try to circumvent discussions because he is sad and lonely. refer to my buddy technique, mentioned above. or you can try the “i’m not physically attracted to you” or the “i need more in certain areas” techniques. both of these have been used on me, and i can personally say that they will achieve your objectives. or maybe use the tried and true “lez method” if you really want to break the relationship. </p>
<p>also, for the 19 year old, if you love him, you’ll let him be. always go by the adage “30 seconds is not worth 10 years.” he should know better than to succumb to jailbat such as yourself. i can see it now.
promiscuous relationship -> nasty break-up -> court -> jail -> PM by me that says “I told you so”</p>
<p>steer clear of that guy.</p>
<p>pinkslip okay i’ll be serious this time. i feel like a failure when i’m on CC. though no matter how much i avoid going on it, something just brings me back. i have a 2010 on my SATs and not enough ECs and now i’m gonna be a senior in hs. i feel so epic fail. my dream school is Cornell and i doubt i’ll get in. And i’ve yet got to start on my college apps. am i a failure? and if so what should i do?</p>
<p>16->19 is only illegal without parental consent for dating… so umm… yeah.</p>
<p>hm… well, i’d like to hear a male perspective on my situation. haha well, there’s this boy. I’m 100% positive that he’s attracted to me, and if we were to see each other again, I know something would happen between us. Butt now, what i do not know is if he sees me as a hook up or as a relationship. Is there a way I can telll? hahaha. i’m so lame for actually posting this, but thank you sir</p>
<p>How many roads does a man have to cross?</p>
<p>O’ Wise One, how many jobs have you been fired from?</p>
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<p>“pinkslip okay i’ll be serious this time. i feel like a failure when i’m on CC. though no matter how much i avoid going on it, something just brings me back. i have a 2010 on my SATs and not enough ECs and now i’m gonna be a senior in hs. i feel so epic fail. my dream school is Cornell and i doubt i’ll get in. And i’ve yet got to start on my college apps. am i a failure? and if so what should i do?”</p>
<p>well this is a toughie. first, i would recommend listening to Bobby Mcferrin’s advice(google ‘bobby mcferrin song’ if you don’t get the reference). second, if you’re already depressed, I would not go to Cornell and her beckoning canyons. plus to quote zac efron,“when you’re 17, you think everything’s the end. but it’s not. It’s just the beginning.” btw- i’m pretty sure i’m not your dad.</p>
<p>"16->19 is only illegal without parental consent for dating… so umm… yeah. "</p>
<p>please tell me when i should send my PM. seriously, i’ve seen a lot of people mess up doing this.</p>
<p>“hm… well, i’d like to hear a male perspective on my situation. haha well, there’s this boy. I’m 100% positive that he’s attracted to me, and if we were to see each other again, I know something would happen between us. Butt now, what i do not know is if he sees me as a hook up or as a relationship. Is there a way I can telll? hahaha. i’m so lame for actually posting this, but thank you sir”</p>
<p>hmm well a lot of this depends on his age. is he under 25? if yes, then he is looking for a hook-up. however, that does not mean that he isn’t looking for a relationship. now if i saw you guys interact a little bit, i think i could make a pretty good call. but since i can’t you’re going to have to use stereotypes. if he acts like a wimp, he’s probably looking for a relationship, if he acts like a jock, he’s probably looking to score. but really there’s no sure-fire way to figure this out. the only way would be to let him score and then try to take him shopping the next day. you can also pay attention to dialogue. if he’s trying to figure you out/show a deeper side of him, it’s a relationship. if he’s peacocking, it’s a hook-up. </p>
<p>"How many roads does a man have to cross? "</p>
<p>well it depends on the goal. if it’s “before you can call him a man”, i’m going to relay your question to mother nature. if it’s something else, i would say that he doesn’t have to cross any, and he should stop creating goals for himself that aren’t necessary.</p>
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<p>"O’ Wise One, how many jobs have you been fired from? "</p>
<p>that would be 1 official job, several household jobs.</p>
<p>Is there a limit to how many questions we can ask? Anyway, if not, am I destined to become a bus driver?</p>
<p>"Is there a limit to how many questions we can ask? Anyway, if not, am I destined to become a bus driver? "</p>
<p>No, there is not limit to the number of questions you ask, provided that your questions aren’t overbearingly annoying. </p>
<p>Also, I do not believe you are destined to be a bus driver and kiss up to children. You will be a lawyer and you will kiss up to all of the partners.</p>
<p>pinkslip, should I do my laundry today or tomorrow? I’m feeling lazy today.</p>
<p>Haha, thanks pinkslip!</p>
<p>"pinkslip, should I do my laundry today or tomorrow? I’m feeling lazy today. "</p>
<p>I think you should do it today when you’re feeling lazy so you won’t smell like month old BBQ when you want to do something tomorrow.</p>
<p>Should I go to the library to do my homework, or should I just stay at my house? I only have a half hour to decide:/</p>
<p>Thanks pinkslip! Guess I better head to the washing machine now.</p>