<p>“what is the ultimate question?”
what would jesus do?</p>
<p>"slackware or netbsd? "
former</p>
<p>"Do you know the ultimate question, or is the answer going to be, “I forgot?”
you couldn’t handle the true ultimate question. the answer will be i forgot.</p>
<p>"Is patience a virtue or a complete waste of time? "
latter.</p>
<p>What are five things you will never do in your life? What will I get on my SAT? Do you value intellect or wisdom?</p>
<p>Why?</p>
<p>10char</p>
<p>pinkslip if we were to compete in a battle of the wits who would win?</p>
<p>pinkslip, what is my purpose in life?</p>
<p>What a beast you are.</p>
<p>How would a guy win you over?</p>
<p>I’m a Junior this year…Should I be a teacher’s science student aid instead of a fluff class? Will in bring my GPA down? thnaks</p>
<p>Hey pinkslip, should I go to stanford for college? What kind of paint can I use to paint my violin bow? Thanks</p>
<p>"What are five things you will never do in your life? What will I get on my SAT? Do you value intellect or wisdom? "
<p>It doesn’t matter what you get on your SAT. Ten years from now it will be meaningless. </p>
<p>I value intellect. Wisdom is for old people.</p>
<p>“Why?”
I forgot</p>
<p>"pinkslip if we were to compete in a battle of the wits who would win? "
I would. you’re from Ohio. nuff said.</p>
<p>“pinkslip, what is my purpose in life?”
ok here’s how it goes. the point of high school is to prepare you for college. the point of college is to prepare you for a good starting salary. The point of a good starting salary is to prepare you for a higher salary. The point of a higher salary is to attract a hot and/or loving spouse and be able to buy a ****load of things(houses, cars, boats, orphans, etc). The point of all this stuff is to fit in. After that, the point of a higher salary is to save for retirement. The point of retirement is to prepare you for death.</p>
<p>bottom line, to fit in and die.</p>
<p>"How would a guy win you over? "
After many philosophical debates, I’ve decided that for 2 million today, I will be with a guy for the whole year. </p>
<p>“I’m a Junior this year…Should I be a teacher’s science student aid instead of a fluff class? Will in bring my GPA down? thnaks”</p>
<p>The best things in life are fluff. Blow science off. It won’t be a factor in admissions either way. Do what you want. Don’t worry about GPA.</p>
<p>"Hey pinkslip, should I go to stanford for college? What kind of paint can I use to paint my violin bow? Thanks "</p>
<p>Absolutely not; spray paint or nail polish or you can buy those little paint bottles from the hobby store that kids use to get high; you’re welcome</p>
<p>ALSO, IN THE FUTURE, PUT QUOTES AROUND YOUR QUESTION TO SAVE ME THE FIVE SECONDS. I’M A BUSY PERSON.</p>
<p>So pinkslip, why are guys such jerks and act so heartless after they’re the one who cheated? >:O</p>
<p>“So pinkslip, why are guys such jerks and act so heartless after they’re the one who cheated?”</p>
<p>please elaborate. i like stories.</p>
<p>“Should I read a grammar book?”
“Do I get more advice for putting my question in quotations?”</p>
<p>Should I download the RTM of windows 7 or wait until it comes out?</p>
<p>Sigh, so i met this guy who claimed he liked me a lot. We talked for about two months but I found out he had a 14 year old girlfriend all along (erm, we’re both 17 btw). He ended choosing her over me but said he still likes me. However, one day he just suddenly cut off all contact, deleted all my facebook comments, and his girlfriend obnoxiously taunts me about how great things are between them. So my question is, why the sudden change? -.-</p>
<p>Where will I end up in undergrad and grad school?</p>
<p>“Should I read a grammar book?”
Absolutely not. There’s nothing more pretentious than good grammar. </p>
<p>“Do I get more advice for putting my question in quotations?”
Yes. I will devote an extra five seconds to your issue.</p>
<p>"Should I download the RTM of windows 7 or wait until it comes out? "
Wait until it comes out. Don’t be geeky. btw, we’re no longer friends because you failed to put your question in quotation marks. </p>
<p>“Sigh, so i met this guy who claimed he liked me a lot. We talked for about two months but I found out he had a 14 year old girlfriend all along (erm, we’re both 17 btw). He ended choosing her over me but said he still likes me. However, one day he just suddenly cut off all contact, deleted all my facebook comments, and his girlfriend obnoxiously taunts me about how great things are between them. So my question is, why the sudden change? -.-”</p>
<p>well i would think that the gf gave him an ultimatum. That would explain why he says he still likes you but deleted all of your facebook crap. That would also explain why the gf taunts you. It’s like she won a little battle. I don’t know why you would be upset about this though. He’s 17 and he’s probably dating/sleeping with a 14 year old. classy move… I don’t know why you would bother w/ this person.</p>
<p>"Where will I end up in undergrad and grad school? "
you will go to NYU for your undergrad, and transfer to Berkeley your sophomore year. You will not attend grad school b/c you fail to read directions, and therefore you will be unable to successfully apply.</p>
<p>“Will I have a grammar test tomorrow?”</p>
<p>“What made you feel compelled to give out advice?”</p>
<p>“Would you do it for 1 million?”</p>
<p>“Will I have a grammar test tomorrow?”
well your kind of have a grammar test every day if you think about it. Next time you go into a restaurant, try using just nouns in your conversations with the waiters. But an actual written test, probably not. </p>
<p>“What made you feel compelled to give out advice?”
Well i have always believed that I am excellent in every single way and I woke up one morning and said to myself, “Self, where is the love? People killin, people dyin, children hurt and you hear them cryin. Can you practice what you preach or would you turn the other cheek?” My monologue actually continued for four minutes and 17 seconds, but I’ll spare you. So I decided to preach to strangers in hopes of creating a butterfly effect and creating harmony in some village in Indonesia. Have you seen the movie crash? That’s sort of what I’m doing right now.</p>
<p>This is the kind of answer you get when you use quotes.</p>
<p>“Would you do it for 1 million?”
It depends who it’s with. </p>
<p>This is the kind of answer you get after I just typed a paragraph.</p>
<p>PROPS FOR USING QUOTES.</p>
<p>I would also like people to start adding tags please :)</p>