Ask me for advice; i have the secrets to life.

<p>What can I do to make myself beautiful?</p>

<p>pinkslip, will you marry me?</p>

<p>will you marry me ?</p>

<p>Why haven’t you answered lately? Why am I so bored right now? Is anyone qualified to take your place in answering questions? Why hasn’t my mom come home to take me to the book store? Are we as humans born evil or do we become evil as we are subjected to the lies of society?</p>

<p>How do I treat herpes if all I own is a pencil, eraser, and AP Chemistry textbook?</p>

<p>“There is this girl. What should I do?”
her</p>

<p>"Second question, what is the Ultimate Question, to life, the universe, and everything? "
why?</p>

<p>"pinkslip, should I bake peanut butter cookies or chocolate chip cookies? "
go jogging you fat ■■■■■■■</p>

<p>"What can I do to make myself beautiful? "
breast augmentation</p>

<p>"pinkslip, will you marry me? "
yes </p>

<p>“Why haven’t you answered lately? Why am I so bored right now? Is anyone qualified to take your place in answering questions? Why hasn’t my mom come home to take me to the book store? Are we as humans born evil or do we become evil as we are subjected to the lies of society?”</p>

<p>vacation; i’m not here; not even God him/herself; a love affair; we become evil. i have yet to see a demon child.</p>

<p>“How do I treat herpes if all I own is a pencil, eraser, and AP Chemistry textbook?”
use pencil to create fliers for herpes medication. offer to trade AP Chemistry textbook and eraser for the herpes medication.</p>

<p>btw- kudos to the tags</p>

<p>you are amazing…are you amazing, pinky?</p>

<p>Umm… I’m a guy.</p>

<p>Where can I get said augmentation for a cheap price?</p>

<p>How did you acquire your ability to give advice? What can I do to get in shape? Why do I continuously feel compelled to post a multitude of questions here?</p>

<p>"you are amazing…are you amazing, pinky? "</p>

<p>do not call me pinky. this is not pinky and the brain. I am amazing. due to the slander of my name, i will not answer another one of your questions for five hours.</p>

<p>“Where can I get said augmentation for a cheap price?”</p>

<p>craigslist or ebay</p>

<p>“How did you acquire your ability to give advice? What can I do to get in shape? Why do I continuously feel compelled to post a multitude of questions here?”</p>

<p>Giving advice is an innate ability. It is given at birth. It can not be acquired.</p>

<p>You can jog and or lift weights and or eat less.</p>

<p>My advice is awesome.</p>

<p>Tomorrow, I will have to bike 3 miles to school, run a mile, do volleyball practice and conditioning for at least an hour and a half, and then bike 3 miles back home. How do I make sure I’m not incredibly sore/stiff afterwards?</p>

<p>What is wrong with my computer? Will I ever find a job in high school? Why do I continuously run into people that I know at random stores? Why do we as a society judge others based on physical appearances as opposed to the depth and personality that each individual holds?</p>

<p>Woah, I can get a breast augmentation from Ebay?</p>

<p>hmmm I’ll be back soon.</p>

<p>“Tomorrow, I will have to bike 3 miles to school, run a mile, do volleyball practice and conditioning for at least an hour and a half, and then bike 3 miles back home. How do I make sure I’m not incredibly sore/stiff afterwards?”</p>

<p>Biking six miles is nothing. really, i did 35 today. running a mile is also nothing. i don’t know how your conditioning is, but it shouldn’t be too bad. You’ll be sore if you’re out of shape.</p>

<p>What is wrong with my computer? Will I ever find a job in high school? Why do I continuously run into people that I know at random stores? Why do we as a society judge others based on physical appearances as opposed to the depth and personality that each individual holds?</p>

<p>A virus; Yes, McD; You live in the same town and shop in the same store; b/c boobs are hotter than personality</p>

<p>Woah, I can get a breast augmentation from Ebay?</p>

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<p>Is 42 the answer to the ultimate question?</p>

<p>“Is 42 the answer to the ultimate question?”</p>

<p>I disagree w/ your galactic answer. personally, my answer to the ultimate question is,“I forgot.”</p>

<p>what is the ultimate question?</p>

<p>slackware or netbsd?</p>

<p>Do you know the ultimate question, or is the answer going to be, “I forgot?”
Is asking, “What is the ultimate question” possibly the ultimate question? </p>

<p>o.O</p>

<p>Is patience a virtue or a complete waste of time?</p>