<p>I don't think you need mike to answer that one</p>
<p>dear mike</p>
<p>do you think its wrong to hook up with 5 guys in one night? do you think i might have an std? what should i do?</p>
<p>Dear Mike,</p>
<p>Do you think it's OK for Nicole to hook up with 5 guys in one night if you're one of the guys?</p>
<p>only if he's the first one.</p>
<p>@nicole - always practice safe sex, wheater by a lake or by an ocean. Check to see if anything feels out of the ordinary, if so seek medical attention.</p>
<p>@lablonie - yes</p>
<p>Are you using this thread as an EC?</p>
<p>@311 - No, its a passion, not a resume padder</p>
<p>So you have a passion for Googling? ;)</p>
<p>@iff - I like to give advice to strangers, what am I a criminal?</p>
<p>@mike - yes</p>
<p>A lot of people ask me.. stupid *<strong><em>in questions
A lot of people think that.. what I say on records
or what I talk about on a record, that I actually do in real life
or that I believe in it
Or if I say that, I wanna kill somebody, that..
I'm actually gonna do it
or that I believe in it
Well, *</em></strong>.. if you believe that
then I'll kill you
You know why?
Cuz I'm a</p>
<p>CRIMINAL</p>
<p>My right foot is feeling this odd desire to take permanent residence in your arse.</p>
<p>LOL i sense animosity being created in this lovely ask mike forum. He does offer some good advice to serious posters though. Nice guys always finish last Mike :( Its hard for us</p>
<p>but he's criminal, he's not afraid to say what's on his mind any given time of day... oh that's renegade... my bad!</p>
<p>Yeah I know right, I just wanted to make a nice little place in the HS forum where I could answer any questions, and I got moved to the cafe. :(</p>
<p>EDIT: Nice one 311</p>
<p>I am actually secretly in love with Mike and would mount him, but two girls cannot create a child without the help of a pteri dish.</p>
<p>Nixxi, I love your train of thought. Everything I say is wrong! I can see why you are a good debater.</p>
<p>Nixxi is like a masterdebater... that way she won't have to get pregnant!!</p>
<p>Unless mike says she isnt</p>
<p>I master debate quite often too. The most was at Novice Nats, 6 rounds in a one day.</p>
<p>My train of thought is mostly a train wreck though.</p>