Ask Mike

<p>Seriously, lets make like Jeopardy and only use questions.</p>

<p>6 rounds in one day....? do you shave your palms?</p>

<p>Yes, six rounds in a day.
Are you a master debater yourself because only other master debaters get the joke.</p>

<p>Dear Mike,
Are YOU a master debater? I'll answer that for you: Yes you are.</p>

<p>Nope, I've never master debated, I don't even know what master debating consists of, please enlighten me, will you?</p>

<p>Frankly, pleasuring the audience by setting the climax of the argument, if you know what I mean.</p>

<p>hmm. Think you're clever don't you</p>

<p>I don't think. I know I'm clever.</p>

<p>Dear Mike,
Is Canada a country or part of the United States? If it is a country, then why does American Airlines classify all flights between the United States and Canada as domestic?</p>

<p>I think its past Mike's bedtime</p>

<p>Dear Mike,
I have SEVERE acne scars all over my face,back, and arms. I have tried a bunch of products including proactive and it makes my skin break out even worse. I am pushing 20 how the hell do I get rid of this??????</p>

<p>dear mike?</p>

<p>how di i get my perents to raise my allowance?</p>

<p>Dear Mike,
Since omniscient, what's the difference between ignorance and indifference?</p>

<p>@semas - Canada is country, we tried to make it part of the US and we lost, twice. (revolutionary and civil wars). Since Canada isour friendly neighbors who don't try to emmitgrate illegally all the time, we obligie them with cheaper airfairs.</p>

<p>@shi - Talk to your dermatologist, the perscription will work better than any over the counter stuff.</p>

<p>@k-on - You should go out and get a job. Life isn't about free handouts. Thats socailism. Make yourself useful to society, or live with what it gives you. </p>

<p>@Pen - ignorance = The condition of being uneducated, unaware, or uninformed.
indifference = unbiased impartial unconcern</p>

<p>Buzzer Sound(EHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!) WRONG!!!!!!!!
Your answer should've been: I don't know and I don't care.
Your "God Badge" has just been revoked.</p>

<p>source - dictionary.com</p>

<p>So you're a phony. If you knew all, there'd be no need for the dictionary. You'd know the "unliteral" difference between ignorance and indifference. Shame on you.</p>

<p>Maybe you should ask yourself, why do I ask questions when I know the answers.</p>

<p>But then he'd be asking a question that he already would know the answer to...to himself. That's like three times as bad.</p>

<p>Dear Mike,
I forgot to add I have been to over 5 dermatologists and all the do is push their own products. It hasnt worked either. Is there some sort of surgery or something to get rid of scars?</p>

<p>@ken - well there is cosmetic surgey, as a lost resort. My advice to you would be to learn to live with the scars. Make them a part of your character. Joke about it, it will lighten their annoyance.</p>