Ask Mike

<p>mike,
i want to kill my english and physics teachers..got any suggestions?</p>

<p>@1700 - Killing is very harsh, would care to explain why? If you just want them out of you life, claim the molested you. It worked in South Park.</p>

<p>Mike why are you giving out unscrupulous advice</p>

<p>I don't know why i hate my physics teacher. ever since i saw him i wanted to drive knife through his heart, if he has one. He annoys the hell out of me and he is never serious and doesn't know how to teach..and yet no one else hates him. Is it wrong to dislike an *******?
as for my eng techer, i hate her now because all she cares about is money and as soon as she found out that she wasn't going to get any from me (tutoring) she completly ignored me. I like it better this way becasue I can insult her in her face (in a subtle manner of course) and she wo't do anything becasue she is pretending that I don't exist.</p>

<p>Anyway, i was thinking i could throw the physics teacher out of the window and lock the english teacher in the fridge in the teacher's lounge.</p>

<p>Mike- yes, and if it worked in South Park it's certain to work!</p>

<p>this streak of violence is unhealthy. Maybe you should consult with bendie</p>

<p>To quote Tom Lehrer:
"Well, you ask a silly question, and you get a silly answer."
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<p>My best advice to you is that not every teacher you have is going to be amazing, and some of them you may downright hate, but you just need to deal with it and learn to make the best out of a bad situation.</p>

<p>Or, you could ask me and Psycho_Paroxsym to kidnap them XD</p>

<p>if only i could.
that physics teacher was bribed by the students to give the one of the important tests last year. I saw the test in their hands and got like 6 confessions..for some reason i didn't rat on the ******* <em>sigh</em></p>

<p>Let's all agree physics sucks and kill this silly thread once and for all.</p>

<p>I'm talking about the teacher himself. He is a heartless litle piece of **** who has no dignity and respect for others. I hate his guts! What kind of freak goes to teach his classes wearing flip flops and shorts!! He is a freak of nature and must be killed!! This applies to the English teacher too,,but she dresses nice.</p>

<p>Physics does not suck. Its the best high school science</p>

<p>physics is hard..that's all. and it's stupid teachers who don't know how to teach that make it hard!</p>

<p>My last physics teacher was pretty good. We only had 7 people taking higher level physics so there was alot of discussion in the class.</p>

<p>well, there is no discussion in my class. he's to busy trying to br funny (which he is horrible at)
I used o enjoy physics though</p>

<p>OK I had a World History teacher who was more about embrassing the chicks in his class and winning bets with students than to teach. But when he did he was pheonomical. Its just another class, it will be over soon.</p>

<p>Mike will the New York Jets ever win a super bowl while I'm alive?</p>

<p>@dungja - That depends on how long you plan of living. There is so much parity in the NFL that any given team can win the super bowl any given year, provided they are not rebuilding as the jets are. Who could have predicted the bucs would have one?</p>

<p>Excluding the Vikings...</p>

<p><em>insert loveboat theme song</em>
The vikings make terrible trades, an just want to reduce the payroll enough to afford to move to LA.</p>