(Attention-grabbing phrase) chance me please.

<p>How I wish I could write like David Sedaris right now.</p>

<p>Tttttttyyyyyyyyyyyyrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!</p>

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<p>if you can write like david sedaris princeton automatically admits you. but you do have to demonstrate interest in the stone age, and especially parricide</p>

<p>You also have to move to France, get a boyfriend, and write about your drug usage. Oh and don't forget to learn French...</p>

<p>I know a little bit of French, haven't taken drugs and I'm not gay.</p>

<p>Although, I wouldn't mind moving to France.</p>

<p>Universal health care+lots of vacation+wine
What's not to love?
Answer: the waiters</p>

<p>Update: 780 Chem, 750 Math II. 730 Math I. Disregard the the previous scores.</p>

<p>this thread sucks</p>

<p>no u 10char</p>

<p>no, YOU</p>

<p>!! loool</p>

<p>btw only reason I said that was b/c the thread derailed so much</p>

<p>i love Sesquipedalian</p>