<p>holla we want prenup .. we want prenup..
its something that ya need ta have..</p>
<p>and you say prenup has nothin to do wit penn? think again homez..</p>
<p>cadence isnt even too bad, lol
only a couple lines in there are REALLY bad.
it'll make more sense later, i hope</p>
<p>aight denny! </p>
<p>luckily it's only four years here! until grad school :p</p>
<p>damnit I was going to do gold digger :(</p>
<p>haha...first one to go the easy route. story of my life ;)</p>
<p>there's still the second verse, lol</p>
<p>I know Kanye's skits are supposed to suck, but I loved this one.. so I present to you Skit #1 of the Battle Rap Thread!</p>
<p>I brought you brothers here today to start our own fraternity!
C C Penn, We're gonna get in!
C C Penn, We're gonna get in!
No, we have no hooks
We aren't URM
If we get in, we are par-ty-in'!
How many hooks do we have? (NONE)
How many hooks DO WE HAVE? (NONE SIR!)
Should we let those legacies and URMs take our spots?
Yes we will!
Why? Because we were not born black! Say it with me!
We ain't got no hooks!
Say it!
We ain't got no hooks!</p>
<p>(I don't mean to offend anyone, it's a joke ;), I'm not tryin to be racist or bitter or anything)</p>
<p>So great just because it's after gold digger :)
Drive Slow homie!</p>
<p>i'm sorry, what tune is this?</p>
<p>and wait, was that an indirect insult on me? whoa, step back! ;)</p>
<p>:) no insult intended, it's Skit #1 on Late Registration, it comes right after Gold Digger so I figured it's appropriate :)</p>
<p>haha.. nice thread.</p>
<p>I feel compelled to add a rap of my own, but I don't have time right now, so I'll add it later on. Good one, 26e, and cdeitz, yours was pretty pimp too.</p>
<p>hmm..dont know if i'll attempt a rap...but speaking of music...</p>
<p>"Well, do ya?
Do ya, do ya wanna?
Well, do ya?
Do ya, do ya wanna wanna go?"</p>
<p>lol, just thought those lyrics were appropriate ^_^</p>
<p>Aiight im finna drop somethin</p>
<p>sh.it= s h i t</p>
<p>fucc this sh.it, yall is basic / im the best of the best / yall spit some of that gay sh.it / better get a vest on ya chest / aint qualified enough? stop b*tchin, foo / damn right, im gonna get into Penn's business school / as god is my witness, too / when yall hear it yall know that i spit this truf / ima rip this dude...</p>
<p>first off, myopia? u made me laugh til i pi.ssed / apply to some state schools with that 2100 sh.it / challengin ppl up in collegeconfidential, what u scared of real thugs? / say that sh.it in the streets dogg you'll prolly get mugged / but not me dogg, even in the streets they know who the truth be / myopia so unoriginal he bit the title off of that 50 cent movie</p>
<p>damn kshuai, rappin too tryna make hype / your rhymes suck, change ya name to K-sh.it or Gay-Shuai / I fade guys / i spit so clean / u can call me listerine / tryna talk greasy, mentioning Mr. T? / you aint big or buff, you as strong as my sister be / damn dogg, talkin bout gettin in and drivin round penn / even a retard has a better chance gettin in / you nowhere near clever, i can tell by ya rhymes / killin you is so effortless why am i waistin my time</p>
<p>now skierdude, he's with a record label so you'd think his sh.it was the bomb / but truth is, he started that label in the garage with his mom! / it was like "Mom?" "Yes son?" "I want to be cool" / "Oh maybe if we make a rap label, you'll fit in at school" / so thats what he did, and he thought the friends would line up / but he couldnt even get the homeless guy down the street to sign up! / tried his hardest, but still in the end / he's still that loser white kid at school with no friends</p>
<p>Cdeitz? goddamn you're stupid, you should be called C-Ditz / saw this forum was like "gee whiz!" / tried to rap and look hardcore, tried to start some beef sh.it / BUT DOGG, STOP FRONTIN LIKE YOU THUG, YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THE STREETS IS! / damn dogg please stop it, you've been fake from the start / and i thought i was watchin a movie the way you're "playin the part"</p>
<p>and now ima finish with this last shout / call me the garbage-man the way i took the trash out / im gettin into penn, thats what this rap is about / anyone talk? i wont hesitate to smash in his mouth / yo im the champion of this sh.it, yall dudes just straight fail / next year, ill be in philadelphia, chillin with cassidy in jail...</p>
<p>Hahahhahahaha, nothin personal to any of you (I dont know any of you anyways). im just sayin this sh.it for fun. and plus i was bored.</p>
<p>keep rhymin!</p>
<p>why 5 <em>'s for </em>*?</p>
<p>hoenstly not tryin to hate but all yall are wack</p>
<p>but maybe its cuz i actually do rap professionally
ill hit yall up with a link later for my muzak</p>
<p>bi tch = *****</p>
<p>I think breakordeath88 owned all of you</p>
<p>no he has **** written... which should be 4 *'s not 5</p>
<p>masterflor:
yeah haha i know its sorta weak but i wrote this all up in like 5 minutes. freestyling this ish.</p>
<p>i can write much better stuff if i had time.</p>
<p>let me hear some of your music!</p>
<p>I be sitting in spanish class
And it's a pain in my @ss,
!HOLA! I know they be checking my app....
Holla...I can feel it and so I rap</p>
<p>Tru...my "They're checking my application right now at UPenn" senses tingle
And I know that as we near that christmas jingle,
They be sending back a letter that'll say
"Hey, you ain't getting in, no way"
Or maybe, they'll be all like...
"S^#t...this stuff is solid, let's ride this bike"
And then I'd be an admit...
And hey, I gotta admit,
That would be cool, no fool would not drool.</p>
<p><breakdances like="" crazy,="" almost="" has="" a="" seizure=""></breakdances></p>
<p>Ohhh ahhh yaa ohh</p>
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<p>But I be looking here at college CC',
Not the CC on a motorcycle, see see
And it's not crack confidential..
But it's a place people compare credential,
And they be people with insane SAT's
Alls I gotta say is.....FREEZE!
I don't wanna hear about no 2300 and fitty...
Cause my score is pretty *****y...
But hey, it's Penn for me, and if it's a no go
I might just grow up and be a hobo</p>
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<p><em>walks into the sun next to giant quaker mascot, Penn cheerleaders follow</em></p>
<p>blackordeath, don't be coppin' my style
break five foot nine and make it worth my while
cause i don't talk to midgets, i'm too cool do that
you little oompa loompa why don't you go back
to your home in willy wonka's factory
where you can cry about being a little mini-me
try and start some beef and i will kick your a**
and feed your fat ass with your own twinky stash
but i'll leave this rap with some advice, just one thing though
here's a cure for you shorty, it's called miracle grow</p>
<p>welcome to my house b****es</p>
<p>cdeitz60 watch yo a**
or i'm gonna whoop you in a flash
When i do, you wet your panty
Oh boo hoo, call your auntie
You are pathetic, that we all know
your marks, sats, extracurrics, blow
Bow down when you see the joe
in the house, getting down on yo ***
Bow down, uh huh
uh huh, uh huh</p>
<p>hit it dj
penn is where my home is
yo know you love me, kiss
My ee-cees, sss.aaa.ttteees, and my grades
slicing through the competition like blades
bow down to the joe, uh huh, uh huh</p>
<p>Its joe in the house, kiss my shoes
You ain't kicking with the blues
I'll show you what wharton materials at
i'm so hooked, its like i'm *****
I know ur scared now, sixty
cause you tremble when i'm with my lady</p>
<p>uh huh uh huh. </p>
<p>ok i gota go eat dinner. </p>
<p>ps mods, this is for fun, not flaming
but</p>