Battle Rap (a.k.a. GET INTO Penn or DIE TRYIN!)

Colleges & Universities A-Z University of Pennsylvania
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<p>DJ SPIN THAT SHlT</p>

<p>Check it,
Breakordeath's rhymes are lame,
with his lyrics the same,
He flows worse than Whitney Houston high on cacaine</p>

<p>You think you're all that
This rhymez here to tame,
And when you get rejected,
You'll have your sorry azz to blame</p>

<p>How can you go to Penn,
When you sound like your ten,
Maybe I'm not bein fair,
I'll wait till you drop a pair,</p>

<p>Penn's a huge reach,
Boy, no way you get in,
You'll end up crying to yo momma,
You know you never win,</p>

<p>The girls there are too hot,
They'll tell you to go die and rot,
Cuz your style is too weak,
And your clothes, they all reek</p>

<p>Bow down when I'm spittin,
Cuz thiz ones bout respekk
Now back on your knees,
I'm leavin a wreck,</p>

<p>I'm blowin up in this bltch,
Reppin tha CC crew,
I'll fill you full of lead,
Leave your body all red</p>

<p>So one more time mottaha***a,
Skier is the best,
You can't even compare, you're just like the rest,
I'm too hot,
I'm too quick, and too sharp for you boy,
Go back to grade school, I'll buy you a toy</p>

<p>(nothin personal, and I hope we both get in so we can start the ultimate rap club of Penn)</p>

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<p>haha Penn's class of 2010 = ownij</p>

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<p>HAHAHAHAHAHA good stuff good stuff.</p>

<p>Man, seriously if we all get in we've got to start a rap club.</p>

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<p>hahaha...you guys are amusing...this has become like a classic contest among guys ;) sorry for the sexist comment ^_^ i really do like this thread - so funny!! ^.^</p>

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<p>chibi still needs to come up with a rhyme :)</p>

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<p>chibi still needs to come up with a rhyme
Because it's really about time</p>

<p>(it should be a rule that if anything is to be posted on this thread, it has to rhyme)</p>

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<p>im not a penn-wannabe but i have to give props to breakordeath for crushing u guys.</p>

<p>skierdude got owned!!!

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now skierdude, he's with a record label so you'd think his sh.it was the bomb / but truth is, he started that label in the garage with his mom! / it was like "Mom?" "Yes son?" "I want to be cool" / "Oh maybe if we make a rap label, you'll fit in at school"

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<p>Hahaha thanks man</p>

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<p>
[quote]
i have bigger nuts than king kong

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RLMFAO!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!</p>

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<p>LOL omg. break ur genius at this stuff...</p>

<p>i'm gonna break yo bone,
foo, you ain't no match for Joe,
I'm gonna leave you all alone
foo, your reactions too slow.</p>

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<p>Honestly, I'm ****ing down with a rap club @ penn, dawgs. count me in!</p>

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<p>hahaha cdeitz that was a pretty good one</p>

<p>cdeitz back for more? wow i woulda never expected / it seems that after he was dissed he got emotionally affected / my rhymes are perfected / im nationally respected / deitz catchin feelins like his app was rejected / and DOGG, how the fu.ck you know my height? / oh i get it, you was probably shufflin through the threads all damn night / like "i need something to diss break with, and it better be tight!" / "maybe then my popularity on cc will still be alright" / i know you stalkin me / but sorry deitz / you aint my type :( / stop tryna write rhymes and stop bitin my sh.it / you say im short, but your girl wasnt complainin about the height of my dick </p>

<p>:)</p>

<p>hahah its all good dogg. juss messin around.</p>

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<p>Alright guys, this is just for fun - Nas retaliated against Jay-Z - so i have to come back accordingly. Don't take any of it to heart, please.</p>

<p>Alright yos, imma start off slow
gotta list the qualities that make you a no go</p>

<p>first up at bat is masterflor, talk about professionality
it's alright man, it's not like this is my hobby
so relax man, none of us are trying to front
Those of us rapping are just spreadin the love
So don't let it get to you, don't lose your cool
if it does, it'll only make you act a fool
And shows you don't need to go to this school</p>

<p>Movin on to the next person on the list
of mothu****as who are talkin sh.it</p>

<p>Breakordeath eighty eight
just looking at your name wants to make me hate
i mean, what do you do? come up with these rhymes
in your spare time in the basement where you've spent your whole lifetime
Watching TV at primetime
but fine, i digress, i'm not trying to make a mess
but just for the record, you're <strong><em>in hopeless
It's alright man, you got a complex
napoleonic, it just means that you're spineless
You're retaliating against my rhymes about the Mr. T
i wouldn't be so *</em></strong>ed if you didn't do it so badly
Reply to me, why i can't get in
it seems like peeps like you won't cuz it's a tradition
haters can't compete with real brothas
cuz adcoms hate haters, they love lovers
Now, nothing against you man, i don't know you
this is for fun, my man i hope i get in, i hope we both do</p>

<p>So to all you fools trying to represent
i don't care if you're in some kind of predicament
But it's clear as glass
west coast rappers own your as.s</p>

<p>so i move on to another topic
people braggin bout their stats, on CC that's basic
but baseless, i don't know your face
i can't tell whether your resume's real or fake
so why state these scores, unless you're bored
want to impress some fool in that's new york
If you want to impress me, you gotta realize
that there is no ****ing way to verify
your lies, yea, i said it you lie,
but don't worry at least on CC you anonymous
but same goes if you got shot in the face by someone who's murderous
dangerous, but it's true i know it foh sho
this person i saw got shot, where'd his face go?</p>

<p>Now i'm sorry, i'm rambling on and on
so i'm going to end it gracefully like Genghis Khan
i've left an empire, someone step in
but don't forget we is all going to PENN.</p>

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<p>Hahaah nice kshuai</p>

<p>fsho west coast represent</p>

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<p>hahahahaha you all are TOO funny!!!!</p>

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<p>DJ, SPIN THAT -ISH!!!~</p>

<p>im seein lots of ga.y sh.it runnin round so yall nig.gaz must be fa.gz
lean back like fat joe cuz imma drop bombz like they do it up in baghdad</p>

<p>crap, lost my train of thought</p>

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<p>lol------------</p>

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<p>This is easily the best thread ive ever seen on CC...breakordeath and kshuai you guys got flow</p>

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<p>haha yea if we all get accepted we are definitely startin a rap club, with the HIT SINGLE: Penn 2010</p>

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<p>blackordeath...</p>

<p>for a nucca like you ill make one exception/ i feel bad for you dog with your pen<strong>s infection/ gotta get you back 'fore yo girl start catchin'/ a heart attack from my meat injection/ talking about your popularity/ you forgot to talk about your love for beastiality/ funny, talkin about my app bein rejected/ let me talk about you not being able to get erected/ but i wont go there, im too nice to do that/ ill put some baby powder on my hand and watch your a</strong> get PIMP SLAPPED</p>

<p><em>smack</em></p>