Battle Rap (a.k.a. GET INTO Penn or DIE TRYIN!)

<p>cdeitz, dawg, it appears to me,
that you like beast sexuality,
don't get me wrong, dawg, we in a society
where everyone likes a bit of variety</p>

<p>but homie, whats up with those dogs man?
and meat injections? ****! making out in the back of your van?
Oh! doing somthang to that dawg, or are you the taker?
like how you are the rap faker.</p>

<p>Peace out, homies. Penn2ten all the way!</p>

<p>Re-make of Dr. Dre's lyrics in "Sh-t Hits the Fan"</p>

<p>Postas think they gangsta, Postas think they the best
Postas'll spend their Saturday nights studyin' for a test
Memorizing vocab in hopes of one day bein able
To get accepted to Penn and give the game up
Some postas got in, some just didn't
That's just the way it is, if it ain't meant it, it just isn't
Some postas'll post stats and beg others to back em
So they can act up, feel comfortable, and rap tough
And that's a-s backwards, cuz them postas just gone get lazy
And that's when rejection happens
You struggle to get in, I know how this sh-t be
You deal with anything to live in Philly
But you gone find if you do get to this city
It's best to study business than engineering
Postas get behind PCs and ain't even MC's
Postas get on CC just to diss me
This sh-t don't even pi-s me off
I'm laughin all the way to Penn
Watchin you post rejections on the screen
You postas don't even got a car
You're so far under my radar
I don't even know who the f-ck you are
To tell you to suck my d-ck while I'm pis-in
I don't even read your sh-t to know who the f-ck I'm dissin
The CC trolls just feeds into these feuds
Tryin to add fuel to the fire. This little posta cdeitz
Talking bout he's gonna get accepted. N-gga please
You gotta add 200 points to each section to reach my SATs
I laugh at these forums when they allow raps from him
All they doin is making fake threats to us through em
And p-ssy you're not an acceptee, I knew them
They were real postas, you just a f-ckin insult to em
It's too bad we had to fallout before they passed
If they could see this sh-t now, Penn'd be rejectin' your a-s
You're talkin to a a future Quaker who waitin on this sh-t for 17 years
Who you got in your ear? I don't even gotta say it, the other postas know
Quit tryin to be tough, cdeitz, you look like an a-shole</p>

<p>yo wats good penn 2010?</p>

<p>i dunno if i be ghetto enuf fo yall.. but yallz rhymes are hellz tight.. yoo</p>

<p>Hahahaha wow. </p>

<p>dre, nas, kanye, looks like penn applicants have very good taste in rap lol</p>

<p>hell yeah we should start a penn2ten clique</p>

<p>yo, if we all do get into penn, and do start penn2ten, we need to start rivalries with Punit and whatever that Yale rap group is.</p>

<p>Ivy rap rivalry! wow, imagine having inter-ivy league rap concerts and rap battles. woot!</p>

<p>that would be the day...Did Yale make their Rap group before or after us?</p>

<p>urr, yale and princeton both have established rap groups with many singles out already. they are pretty much semi-pro</p>

<p>Those bastards, im sure we could rip em.</p>

<p>yea, they had P-Unit</p>

<p>ugh they stole our letter!</p>

<p>hmm.. lets see.. penn has a lot of asians and jews.. </p>

<p>a-unit doesnt sound too good..</p>

<p>so.. we can call ourselves</p>

<p>jew-unit.. yea
i get to be t-o-n-y-ya-yooo</p>

<p>It's all about the haitians at PENN!! PENN 2010 is where it's at!</p>

<p>P-Unit could very well be the most unoriginal name ever.</p>

<p>And also based off of some of the worst lyricists in the industry (With the exception of lloyd banks, maybe.)</p>

<p>well let's get a brainstorm for a name cuz Break is right... P-Unit is weak.... I'm thinking something with Quaker, Philly, West Side, and or Penn in the name ahahaha</p>

<p>this is prob really stupid, but why don't u guys just call urselves Penn210?? ^_^ my contribution for the day...</p>

<p>urr yeah, thats what has been suggested.</p>

<p>Penn2Ten</p>

<p>well, then why not just keep it? O_o</p>

<p>lol how about Q-tip? </p>

<p>the "Q" standing for Quakers? and the "tip"...cause...ummmm....we're at the tip of the charts??!</p>

<p>"chibi still needs to come up with a rhyme" ~ gmman</p>

<p>"chibi still needs to come up with a rhyme
Because it's really about time</p>

<p>(it should be a rule that if anything is to be posted on this thread, it has to rhyme)" ~ TheDude06</p>

<p>Usin’ this post to apologize to gmman
cuz i promised him i'd try with the rhymin’
but it’s pop for me, don't listen to rap
all I got is Heartsdales, and that’s all jap
Tryin’ my best under TheDude six’s rule
So please don’t make any comments too cruel
so what have I got? Sore nandemonai ~
gomen ne!! y u r u s h i t e k u d a s a i !!</p>

<p>:p</p>

<p>chi, i'm not gonna say anything to that... i'm gonna be quiet and not make fun of u. :)</p>

<p>do you ever realize when you're indirectly mocking??</p>