Best College Essay Ever Contrived By Man!

<p>That was just a ploy for you to click on my post - but for real, I wondering if anyone would like to read my commonapp essay and critique the shtt out of it. I'm applying to uva.eng n a bunch of other schools n im holdin my apps til i figure out what im doin w the essay.</p>

<p>if ur willing - just post ur email here and ill send it to u asap. Thanks to all the playaz and playettes who step up n help me out!!</p>

<p>Cmon Uva Kids! Where R U?</p>

<p>You can go ahead and send it to me and I'll see if I can help at all. I won't post my email here, but you should be able to send it if you click on my username and say "send message via email". Best!</p>

<p>hoosfun - its sayin i cant send u email cuz u put ur settings on no email or something :(</p>

<p>hm. ok. i'll private message you my email.</p>

<p>editted to add: hm. says I can't because you have it shut off. Give me a little bit of time to see if I can alter my settings and then try again.</p>

<p>damn it... i dont want anyone applyingto engineering.. oh well.. here my emaill- i can read it <a href="mailto:crichessill@yahoo.com">crichessill@yahoo.com</a></p>

<p><a href="mailto:perfecte23@hotmail.com">perfecte23@hotmail.com</a>.....u must rlly be proud of it...thats good</p>