Best insane parents quotes

<p>^^nahh…I fell asleep. It had been a long day and I was just tired of it.</p>

<p>^^So true. I still can’t even ask him some questions. Engineers speak a different language, I swear.</p>

<p>And trumetgrl’s mother sounds just like mine. She used to bribe me to go to geometry help nights.</p>

<p>^She made me stay after and help the French teacher make cupcakes for her to bribe 8th graders to take the course when they got into high school.</p>

<p>“You look just like Stephen Hawking…Relax, I meant like a non-paralyzed version of him. Feel better?.. Fine. Forget I said it.” </p>

<p>I actually got this from Twitter, but it sounds like something my dad would say.</p>