<p>Mom: (While on a tour of Pitzer College) It wouldn’t hurt YOU to smoke a little pot.</p>
<p>LOL…</p>
<p>Tsen Char</p>
<p>@Romani: haha I doubt my mom will ever buy me black things with skulls :b</p>
<p>I told her I wanted to go shopping tomorrow and she said “You just want to visit that emo place!”</p>
<p>Haha she makes me laugh 
I know I’m not emo…or close to it.</p>
<p>My parents just nag at me sometimes.</p>
<p>Me: <em>Studying for ACT</em>
Mom: <em>Barges in</em> What are you doing? <em>Accusatory glance</em>
Me: Taking a test
Mom: Why don’t you ever spend time with us anymore? All you ever do is stay in your cave.
Me: Well, what are you doing?
Mom: Watching TV
Me: Ok, well I have to study for this.
Mom: <em>Notices my bed is not properly made</em>
Mom: Why don’t you make your bed? Wartsandall, you are such a slob. I did not raise a slob! What have you turned into? <em>Proceeds to make my bed at 11 pm</em>
Me: I don’t know.
Mom: <em>Finishes making my bed while noticing my calculator on my floor</em>
Mom: Are you ever going to use that calculator? You clearly didn’t need it for the SAT or math. Wartsandall, I am not made of money. Do I look like I’m made of money? Why do I even bother with you? You need to get a job. Get your license so you can get a job. What else are you good for?
Me: Ok
Mom: <em>Glares while exiting my room</em></p>
<p>That happens on about a daily basis. </p>
<p>I wonder if I should delete this just in case.</p>
<p>no nononononono keep it. It’s the only evidence in existence to suggest that you are not a plant.</p>
<p>btw, I loled at the idea of your parents calling you Wartsandall, which is obviously untrue, but then I thought of people calling me NMT or whatevs so yeah</p>
<p>I also enjoy that you retain your 
demeanor while being yelled at</p>
<p>^Aww, really? You should become a playwright. Your way with portraying people in lines is amazing. lol your mom…</p>
<p>Hmm…anyway, today my mother decides to compare me to her friends’ kids.</p>
<p>Mom: Oh, X is so good at math. He make his mother proud.
Me: Ah, that’s cool. I happen to have beaten X in a variety of different ways, howev-
Mom: (fretting) How could this happen? X’s mom has dumb genes. I have smart genes. HOW DID YOU NOT GET THEM? <em>sulks</em></p>
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<p>omg RGI (kewl new nickname, hope you are at least apathetic toward it :b ) that is excellent parent, not insane parent. My parents are like “Why can’t all songs be like Elvis?”</p>
<p>^ I’m cool with RGE lol (Not sure why it would be RGI…) </p>
<p>And anyone who wants to have sex with Sarah Palin is insane! Lol.
It’s also insane when you have to tell your dad to turn down the rap music o.O</p>
<p>My dad after a hot but not bright girl asked me out:</p>
<p>“On the plus side I bet she’s really dirty”</p>
<p>Eyes -> eye -> I :b</p>
<p>^ that’s cool again. My parents would be like “you should date more intelligent girls. We don’t approve”</p>
<p>My parents are not insane, but are pretty lame
They prefer watching movies to reading books :b</p>
<p>^ True though on the Monday (he was gone for the weekend) the first question he asked was “so did ya f*** her?” That was a bit creepy.</p>
<p>@Curseittohades - My mom said something just like that xD</p>
<p>She asked me what I have coming up with the rest of the year, so I decided to give her a full list.</p>
<p>“Well at the moment I have to balance work and school which isn’t too bad. I have to try not to give up on school… at least AP Lit and Economics so I don’t fail senior year. I have the musical coming up, rehearsals until approx 11 PM every night this week, oh and remind me to tell Sean I can’t work this weekend because of the show. Oh, and APs are coming up.”</p>
<p>Mom: “Which ones are you taking? My boss’ daughter is taking world history! She’s so smart.”</p>
<p>Me: “Comparative Govt, French, Calculus, Literature, Music Theory, Environmental Science, and Human Geography.”</p>
<p>Mom: “… oh… and how are you doing on balancing all of this?”</p>
<p>Me: “Not very well.”</p>
<p>Mom: “Dude, you should smoke some pot with your… what do they call themselves? Rebel friends or whatever.”</p>
<p>Me: “… right-o, mom.”</p>
<p>@random: My mom compares me to her friends’ kids alllll the time!</p>
<p>Songs my dad sang in the shower this morning (the bathroom is next to my room and we have thin walls)</p>
<p>“Armstrong and Miller - Train Song”
“Gay Bar - Electric 6”</p>
<p>My mom is convinced that I’m turning emo. :/</p>
<p>Mother: I can’t believe [college with sub-10% acceptance rate] waitlisted you! They must be insane!!!</p>
<p>Father: <em>pulls out The Second Law of Thermodynamics book</em> “Now who’s your chemistry professor again, Millancad’s sister’s name?”
Me: “My name’s Camille. I don’t have professors. And Mr. [blah] has been teaching your children for the past four years.”
Father: “Maybe I’d know that if you would ever talk to me.”
<em>Awkward silence</em>
<em>Father proceeds to use physics to help me with chemistry homework</em></p>
<p>Looking at my report card (I got a B)-
Father: B stands for b**tard and I’m not your father.</p>
<p>If only that was true.</p>
<p>Mom: You got a B in French!!
Me: Yeah 
Mom: Are you rebelling!?
Me: No…I’m jut really bad at the grammar aspect of it.
Mom: Then study more! I’ll hire you a tutor! How are you ever supposed to get into a good College?! How are you going to get into a good college with 99s and 100s in every class except French! I’m disappointed in you, trumpetgrl.
Me: <em>frowns</em>
Mom: Don’t just frown,study!
Me: <em>pulls out books and begins to study</em>
Mom: I’ll find you a tutor tomorrow. <em>exits room</em></p>
<p>^I bet you immediately log on to CC when your mom left the room.</p>
<p>Millancad’s parents (dad, really) seem(s) like the type who’d confuse little kids lol. :)</p>