<p>So, what is your best college party story?</p>
<p>How can you start a thread like this and not provide a story of your own first?</p>
<p>The lack of responses tells you a lot about the CC community</p>
<p>Got hammered last friday, drank 6 beers and a fifth of this fruity *<strong><em>(40% proof?)… blacked out at around 1 am. Woke up on a couch, didn’t have my shirt on, my feet and bottom part of my pants were soaked with water, my arm was all cut up and had a gash about 2 inches long next to my left eye. Hung over as a mother *</em></strong>er too…</p>
<p>After talking to some friends who were there, I found out I kept on drinking after 1 am, playing drinking games and what not. Finally passed out at around 3:30 am.</p>
<p>got wasted, drove back to dorm, killed a pedestrian who walk walking in the street and bailed so i got away with it</p>
<p>So in October I was at a party. Pool/video games in the front, drinking/beer pong in the kitchen/dining room, music/dancing in the living room, smoking in the back yard, hookups upstairs. Probably like 100 people there. There was this girl there who was the most stuck-up, preppy, blonde in the world. She would have never talked to me in real life, but she started flirting with me a lot and kissing on me and stuff. :)</p>
<p>So I took her upstairs, and planned to do what any other guy would have done in that situation… ;)</p>
<p>We got into an upstairs bathroom, locked the door, and as she went down on me… she puked on me… :(</p>
<p>■■■</p>
<p>RAPE! She’ll get yo ass on that</p>
<p>Hmm let’s see…i went to this party and did a sake bomb. then drank some keystone. we played Kings and one of the rules was you have to put your chin on the table. at this point we were all really drunk so we sat around trying to drink while having our chin on the table. I then proceeded to play some beer pong (and won two games!)…not quite sure how many beers I had total. I then thought it would be a good idea to play slap the bag (chugging red wine from a bag). While I did last 15 or more seconds (i finished the bag), this is what got me. I somehow stumbled home with my friends (stopping to hug some random strangers), dropped my phone which cracked, and ended up puking in the sink of my friend’s dorm room. I woke up the next morning with a black eye…not quite sure how that happened.</p>
<p>If you keep making out with a woman AFTER she pukes, that is desparate.</p>
<p>I can’t wait for college…</p>