<p>What are your favorite stories from or about college life?</p>
<p>I saw my roommate projectile vomit once. It was like a damn artillery cannon. Dumbass never learns… the next week he was drunk and getting hit on/hitting on a very unattractive girl, the week after that he got extremely hammered, blacked out for about an hour, ****ed on his hands and pants and nearly missed his flight home for Thanksgiving.</p>
<p>Boy, is that funny. ROFL.</p>
<p>My roommate used to fall asleep in the dorm showers a lot. Apparently he would get really drunk, throw up on himself, and then decide it was a good idea to rinse himself off in the shower. Unfortunately, he would only make it half way through before passing out.</p>
<p>Saturday evening- a friend of mine was sleeping comfortably in his bed until his roommate brought over his inebriated friend and told him it was okay to sleep on my friends side of the bed. Unfortunately for my friend, the guy thought it was also okay to urinate on it too.</p>
<p>O.o all these stories have to do with drunkenness lol.</p>
<p>Is that bad…I think that’s a big part of college…esp. when it comes to funny stories.</p>
<p>violoinist: I was thinking the exact same thing</p>
<p>One Wednesday night, we made a drink called caribou lou (half a bottle of 151, half a bottle of Malibu, and pineapple juice in a gallon container) in my friends dorm room. After drinking a few cups, the idea of flaming shots were brought up (151 is flammable). Of course, none of were in the right state of mind to think this was a bad idea, so we did it. We went to blow the shots out, and did not blow properly. We accidentally fanned the flames and made them bigger. the flames caught the table, floor, my friend’s camera, and my other friends hand on fire. Luckily, we had a lot of water on hand and put the fire out immediately. Nothing has any marks, and everything was okay. Funny thing was the camera still worked after being on fire and having water poured on it. Obviously, we learned our lesson and are not trying this again.</p>
<p>On another night, we traveled to an abandoned mental institute and explored the whole building. That was pretty fun and very creepy.</p>
<p>There’s a ton of other drunken escapades that have happened this semester including many late night Taco Bell and Jimmy John’s runs.</p>