<p>leo, they used lamb skin. Of course, once they invented latex berries, the whole industry changed.</p>
<p>Anyway, maybe I need to take more remedial classes or something. No entertaining goobers in the classes I take, just a bunch of nerdlingers like me.</p>
<p>wow! I’ll spread the word. How did they make glow-in-the-dark condoms before the french revolution?</p>
<p>Heard guy on phone:
“Baby, I swear, it has nothing to do with Call of Duty!”</p>
<p>The day after BO came out.</p>
<p>The spin is rooming, take me drunk im home. Dont drunk with me, Im fuccked!</p>
<p>1) Frat Party</p>
<p>Frat Guy: Everyone, head out, there’s nothing to see here.
Friend: Are you kidding me, there is girl stuck in a washing machine! I need a picture!</p>
<p>2) Spring Break playing beer pong</p>
<p>Girls: If we lose, we’ll make out. If we win, y’all make out
Guys: Deal!
<em>Guys won and it was glorious</em></p>
<p>me: “are you thirsty?” asian girl: “no, it’s friday”</p>
<p>me: “are you thirsty?” asian girl: “no, it’s friday”</p>
<p>While waiting in the breakfast line, I hear two guys talking behind me. </p>
<p>One says “Dude, so something happened this weekend at that party. I really don’t want to talk about it.”</p>
<p>His friend is like just say it. I turn around and chuckle and am obviously listening, then he says, “I sharted. Like bad. It was running down my leg as I ran to the bathroom. It was really bad.”</p>
<p>There’s some things you shouldn’t say in a cafeteria. Or anywhere. To anyone. Ever.</p>
<p>He apparently lives in my dorm. Everytime I see him I chuckle a bit inside.</p>
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<p>Remember catching fireflies as a little kid, smooshing them 'tween your fingers and seeing how their dead squashed bodies still glowed even after death? In the old days, a guy would run out, grab a big handful of fireflies, dash back to his girlfriends house, apply the lambskin condom, and then smoosh the handful of fireflies all over his unit.</p>
<p>I don’t get that “thirsty” line.</p>
<p>Anyway, nobody laugh, but what <em>is</em> beer pong? Hey, I’m a non-drinking, virgin, physics and engineering major, go easy on me for not knowing. Is it like ping pong only you drink if you lose?</p>
<p>Haha Tom, I’m a senior in hs and i’ll explain it to you briefly: you got cups with beer making a triangle (6 cups) on each end of the pong table, you’re trying to get your ping pong ball (no paddles, mind you, just throwing) into the other person’s cups. I’m not too sure on when you drink, but whenevrer i watched my friends play (I normally get too inebriated to function) the winner usually drank with the loser hahaha.
Also, haven’t you ever heard of “Thirsty Thursday”? That’s the joke</p>
<p>You make a pyramid of cups, and put beer in them. The amount varies, my friends and I usually just do one beer for each pyramid cos **** it we don’t wanna get too hammered off of beer pong. Usually two teams of two players. One team goes first, they get two ping pong balls and have to throw them in to the cups. If it lands in a cup, a player on the other team has to drink it. If it misses, tough luck. If it misses but rolls back to the guy who threw it, you can do a throwback where you throw it behind your back. </p>
<p>Basically that’s how it works, whichever team drinks all its cups first loses. There are multiple rules and variations and whatnot but that’s the gist. It’s pretty fun!</p>
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<p>Is that for me?
the quote was me asking “are you thirsty?” and she said “no, it’s Friday”</p>
<p>her English was bad… and she thought I said “is it Thursday?” sorry for the double post.</p>
<p>Firedrill during Chem lecture. We walked out into the hallway and this really scrawny nerdy kid stepped out of the bathroom and looked at us and said “This is so ■■■■■■■■! I was about to hit climax!”</p>
<p>He wasn’t joking either; he was really upset. He was that socially awkward type who doesn’t know when to and when not to speak.</p>
<p>“There are like no guys at this party! I just want some ****in’ dick!”</p>
<p>“The reason the French make their perfume so strong is French women don’t like to take baths.”</p>
<p>@augustus, haha it’s normally the other way around</p>
<p>Boy, it’s people like that bathroom masturbater that make me realize I’m not as socially inept as I worry I am.</p>
<p>And why not just play regular ping pong and drink, if that’s what you want to do?</p>
<p>It’s just a drinking game, like Kings and flipcup and quarters and whatever else people make up to imbibe alcohol differently. And also the point is halfway the game and halfway the drinking, whereas playing regular ping pong is wholly about the game.</p>
<p>Also, I get better at beer pong after a few drinks, which is probably not true for regular ping pong.</p>
<p>thats what is usually called beer pong, but a lot of people will tell you beer pong is actually played with paddles. the game described above is beirut i think. the rules can vary depending on who your playing, but the basics put the cups in a pyramid shape and throw the balls in. theres also different rules about bouncing the balls, pulling the cup after a make, roll backs, reracks, and maybe some others.</p>