<p>We were talking about the length of wars the US has been in in world history and this one girl goes: “We’re at war with Afghanistan?” and moments later, “Afghanistan isn’t in Africa?” <em>face palm</em></p>
<p>In the same class, she goes, “I’ve heard the fiscal cliff is somewhere in Arizona. The weather’s been pretty nice there lately.”</p>
<p>“Just to get it out of the way, logic and reason are definitely not my strong suit.” </p>
<p>-Epistemology teacher, in an intro to our logic and reason unit, without a hint of sarcasm.</p>
<p>“that would be very awkward. Kind of like if you go to the movie theater with your parents, and there’s a sex scene.”</p>
<p>-My Chem teacher last year.</p>
<p>Student: [after watching the “he’s gay! no…he’s blind!” news blooper] was that Fox News?
Math teacher: No, it was CNN. Good guess though.</p>
<p>“like why isn’t x = y. I know they’re different but y”… That was clearly a fail by a former graduate </p>
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