<p>My handwriting is messy enough to fry anyone’s brain. Except my mom and dad. They’re awesome :)</p>
<p>I have the worst handwriting, evar. Leafblade, handwriting contest nao. :]</p>
<p>^You have the worst face evar. Ohhhh. :)</p>
<p>Ah, lol…I was joking. My attempt at humorous insults for the day. :(</p>
<p>I ran a 5:57 mile</p>
<p>I am proud of my ripped, massive, muscular calves and thighs.</p>
<p>they serve an inspiration to many of my friends, especially football and baseball players. (I am a tennis player. :o)</p>
<p>I got a hole in one in the state golf tournament - while it was windy and 40 degrees ^-^
Since this is a brag about yourself thread, I’ll post the video.</p>
<p>[YouTube</a> - Canal Fulton Northwest- Alex King hole in one- 2009 Div2 State tournament](<a href=“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjhngfuvAh8]YouTube”>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjhngfuvAh8)</p>
<p>ohhhh deamn. Very impressive ^</p>
<p>I posted on the video, cause I’m a real man.</p>
<p>Haha I saw that Matt. Thankss. It was a convenient thing to happen.<br>
Btw,
My coach is the one going psycho in the backround</p>
<p>I’m not accustomed to brag about myself :[</p>
<p>I write my own songs. And I woodwork.</p>
<p>I can eat a lot of bananas. Very efficiently too. They’re quite delicious :)</p>
<p>^ … so many jokes can be made at this point. I will refrain myself.</p>
<p>I model. I have a strong will. I like breaking molds people set for me.</p>
<p>Oh wow. Now that I think about it. Crap, that sounds really wrong.</p>
<p>lol so hard at innuendo in meadow36’s post.</p>
<p>Stomach flu helped me lose 6 pounds over the weekend (can’t wait to see how much that affected my lifting in the gym tomorrow)! I’m also getting really good at words with friends, considering that’s pretty much all I do in ap gov/econ</p>
<p>
How long are these Chiquita Bananas you enjoy ingesting? What’s your legal potassium limit?
Here’s a good joke totally separate from bananas: Why is potassium so racist? Because it becomes something bad in groups of 3, teehee.</p>
<p>^Okay assuming those are serious questions, I will answer them in serious manner.</p>
<p>“How long are these Chiquita Bananas you enjoy ingesting?”
Around 7.5 inches. Although I’d prefer 8 inches.</p>
<p>“What’s your legal potassium limit?”
Not suree. According to this source: [Linus</a> Pauling Institute at Oregon State University](<a href=“http://lpi.oregonstate.edu/infocenter/minerals/potassium/]Linus”>http://lpi.oregonstate.edu/infocenter/minerals/potassium/) I need 4,700 mg/day.
According to this source: [Potassium</a> Rich Foods - List of Foods High in Potassium](<a href=“http://www.buzzle.com/articles/potassium-rich-foods-list-of-foods-high-in-potassium.html]Potassium”>http://www.buzzle.com/articles/potassium-rich-foods-list-of-foods-high-in-potassium.html)
One banana has 420 mg of potassium.
Meaning, I can have up to 10 per day! :)</p>
<p>
Was that intentional? It seems a little too obvious to be an accident.</p>