<p>"In a breathtaking development, MetaEzra can now confirm that Cornell will no longer be a part of the Ivy League, effective the 2010-2011 academic year. After close to sixty years as a member of the Ancient Eight, Cornell will join the Atlantic Coast Conference, which includes such schools as Maryland, Duke, Boston College, UNC, and Clemson."</p>
<p>Cute one! Happy April Fools Day! Usually the Cornell Daily Sun has an April Fools edition, but it must be only in print because their website had traditional news.</p>