Breaking News: Sarah Palin shot friend in face w/ Shotgun!

<p>Just kidding, but I do need people to chance me!</p>

<p>College List:
Columbia
University of Michigan
USC
UNC - Chapel Hill
University of Miami
UVA
Northeastern
BC
BU
Texas - Austin</p>

<p>Male, from CT</p>

<p>GPA: 3.83 UW, 4.1/4.0 Weighted</p>

<p>Class Rank: 8/320</p>

<p>SAT: 2040 (710 Math, 700 Writing, 630 Reading), retaking this Oct</p>

<p>SAT II: Bad...610 US History, 670/660 MathII/I</p>

<p>Classes: Difficult, 7 total AP's (1 soph, 3 junior, 3 senior), also I took 3 classes at Yale University (program through my school)</p>

<p>AP Scores: US Hist - 4, Comp Sci A - 4, Lang and Comp - 4, Calc AB - 4</p>

<p>Grades: All A- and above in my classes except B in AP Calc and B in my Yale music theory class (1 point away from B+ grr)</p>

<p>Extracurricular: </p>

<p>Music Honor Society - President 12
Math Honor Society
National Honor Society
Spanish Honor Society
Class of 2009 Advisory Board (Treasurer all 4 years)
Student Council - VP 11th, running for Pres 12th
SADD - Treasurer</p>

<p>Now, here is my hook. I play professional jazz trombone.
CT All-State Jazz Ensemble 1st chair - 3 years
CT Regionals Jazz 1st chair - 3 years
Gibson/Baldwin Grammy Jazz Ensemble - Finalist (a national jazz ensemble)
Pending inclusion in All-Eastern jazz ensemble
Recorded on an album
High School Jazz - 1st chair, Concert Band - 1st chair
Won Best Soloist award 3 years running in jazz competitions in Disney World, Virginia Beach, and Toronto
I have been playing professional gigs since 11.
Leader of a gigging jazz quintet, also play in a big band.</p>

<p>Awards:
Yale Book Award - based on academic excellence
My school doesn't really do awards...</p>

<p>Sport - Freshmen Baseball haha, also some travel baseball but nothing awesome</p>

<p>Work - ice cream shop for a couple years</p>

<p>Basically, I will be sending in audition tapes for the schools I mentioned, and I am hoping that is the thing that will boost my acceptance chances...so please help me out guys, I would really appreciate it!</p>

<p>lol, i hate your guts! but that was hilarious... props!</p>

<p>Columbia - high reach
University of Michigan - low reach
USC - match
UNC - Chapel Hill - low reach
University of Miami - match
UVA - reach
Northeastern - safety
BC - match
BU - safety
Texas - Austin - safety</p>

<p>haha thank you, i thought it was kinda clever myself for those following the election. can anyone else chance me?</p>

<p>I'd say you've got a list of safeties and matches there, but you MAY not get into one or two of them.</p>

<p>rejected everywhere for having a poor sense of humor</p>

<p>haha to let you all know, i am actually a conservative and i support McCain and Palin, but I needed some topic title that would spark attention so I couldn't resist...</p>