<p>wait, sexpowergod was last night? how was that? i hope the o'reilly thing didn't make it any less awesome.</p>
<p>an episode of i love new york makes EVERYONE appear rational and down to earth.</p>
<p>The effects of the O'Reilly incident have toned down SPG since that aired in 2005. In fact, the BDH just ran a story (Two</a> years after O'Reilly, SPG stays calm - Campus News) coupled with an editorial (The</a> Brown Daily Heraldabout%5DThe">http://media.www.browndailyherald.com/media/storage/paper472/news/2007/11/12/Editorial/Sex-Power.Passe-3094032.shtml)about)) on it.</p>
<p>blah blah blah</p>
<p>the concern over SPG is overhyped. Go to a real party school, and it's SPG every day of the week and 3 times on sunday</p>
<p>Aha, I see a good plenty of you took to my Oscar Wilde reference. </p>
<p>OMG, I’m SO NOT a phony and I’m SO NOT as mindless as those gals on MTV. Granted, I may say “OMG” a lot, but OMG lay off! I can’t help it if I’m a just a 17 year old girl who’s partial to dramatics. Just like Stevie can’t help liking me because of my extraordinary hotness. </p>
<p>Mgcsinc, you’re so politically correct it kills me. I get a big bang out of political correctness. You big literacy crusader you. You big phony. (And it’s too bad you’re not named after the vertical component my force. I was like totally just about to fall in love with you.)</p>
<p>So is this what you Northern blokes are like? Southern boys are absolutely dreadful. </p>
<p>They say things like, “Ay bleeve you just dropped this here peyun, darlin.”
(referring to the writing instrument I casually knocked off my desk.) </p>
<p>And,</p>
<p>“Don’t ya go runnin’ awf with any of them Nawthun boys now hear me? They’re libel tutake advantage of a pretty gull like you.” I’m like: What do you think YOU’RE doing JERK.</p>
<p>They also try to hold your hand when you’re stepping over a puddle for chrissake. OMG, as if I’m going to DROWN stepping over a PUDDLE. You Northern boys don’t remove your cowboy hats when a girl walks in the room, do you? Like, why are you wearing a cowboy hat in the first place? Put it back on; no one wants to see your bald spot. </p>
<p>And all of my Southern girlfriends actually LIKE that phoniness. I think it’s awful. East Coasters are awfully mean sometimes but at least your type of phoniness doesn’t make me want to vomit. At least you admit you like hot girls instead of just poking around the bush which is already starting to shrivel up and die. Like, OMG, stop feigning clumsiness and falling all over me. Like if you’re a pervert, BE a pervert, but don’t PRETEND you’re clumsy so you can fall all over me. I like you much more as a pervert, not a phony klutz. </p>
<p>ANYWAY, you Northern girls are lucky to not be in the South. Intelligent men are rare rare rare. An intelligent boy in the South is usually an import from the North. </p>
<p>I’m totally head over heels for smart guys. OMG, I’ll be like in intellectual HEAVEN at Brown.</p>
<p>Alrighty, my nanny is going crazy. Have to go. She’s practically standing over me right now with my Brit lit anthology in one hand and my peyun in the other. OMG, I’ll do my homework later for chrissake!
So what are you guys up North like anyway?</p>
<p>I’m going swimming. Forget about homework on such a lovely warm Southern day : )</p>
<p>Isabella</p>
<p>Sounds like you hopped into a DeLorean and went back to the '50s.</p>
<p>girls and guys at brown are considered some of the best in the ivy league</p>
<p>"vanity and arrogance--the perfect combination"</p>
<p>hahahaha</p>
<p>OMG, Stevie totally PM'd me. I am going to share with you all the wonderful words contained in his awfully sweet note:</p>
<p>"quite pleased to have met you </p>
<hr>
<p>it is really quite pleasant to meet someone of the same mind on a place such as this. i think you are really awfully amicable and clever. so where precisely are you from? there are, after all, way too many Southern states for me to guess from, especially as I am Canadian and cannot feign the slightest knowledge of US geography.</p>
<p>and i do hope you are as hot as it would seem to indicate. really nothing beats a hot, smart, funny girl from the South. you wouldn't happen to have Facebook would you? you would find a couple more Oscar Wilde on my facebook profile. well, can't remember, might have been Nietzsche ones.</p>
<p>cheers,</p>
<p>stevie"</p>
<p>So what do you think boys? Is he deserving of my hotness? I’m all giddy and in love! But seriously, should I wait to see if he’s accepted to Brown first? Did he REALLY get a 2400? I may be too hot for him to handle…What if my parents find out about my online lover? I’ll definitely be shipped off to Wellesley. Totally need advice. Do you think he’s a phony? What if he’s like one of those online predator guys. Is he an online predator guy? Mgcsinc, give me advice pretty pretty please. And dave, you have a really hot girl right now begging you for the same advice. Consolation, are you out there? </p>
<p>Stevie is SO DREAMY I can’t stop thinking about him. (oh, and stevie, don’t hate me, I’m not trying to embarrass you…I’m totally just seeking advice.)</p>
<p>Alrighty, have to go devote myself to that madman Jonathon Swift. Send advice! Quickly!</p>
<p>anyone STILL thinking that Isabella is a fake/flame account?
whatever, I don't really mind. I just take it all as good fun and in good humour. You sort of develop that nonchalance having to deal with the Canadian winter.</p>
<p>I guess by all accounts, this is still rather embarrassing. oh well</p>
<p>that's it, von_herrs is a fake account too.</p>
<p>alrighty, you big sillies. What would it take to prove I’m no sham? (Would photos convince you I’m absolutely real?) (Would multiple photos convince you I’m absolutely real?) Goodness gracious…you all tire me out. And besides, I’m grounded and can’t leave the house. Those jerks also took my cell phone away but I managed to retain my laptop. :sigh: Parents…they’re always trying to limit your freedom or ship you off to schools with too much estrogen. I was just hoping to meet a few Brown applicants, some of the classmates I may have next fall. </p>
<p>Let’s see…what else…</p>
<p>I like to read Joseph Conrad in the bathtub and drink ice tea in the summer time. (OMG Southern summers are SO hot!—I’m from Texas, by the way) I really am super smart though even though most of you think I’m a real phony. I get a kick out of reading these message boards. People are so SERIOUS (OMG!). Lighten up! Relax! Reading these message boards is almost as good as reading those awful Earnest Hemingway parodies you see scattered about the Internet. You’ll all get into Brown. Don’t worry. What’s so bad about saying I’m hot and smart? I like to say it because it’s true and also because people get real phony on this board and start talking about intelligence…blah blah blah blah. Total phoniness. </p>
<p>So, once again, is there ANWAY I can prove that I exist and finally be accepted by this ultra exclusive internet club?</p>
<p>Earl. I’m certainly not fake. I don’t know about von_herrs, though, but he seems like a pretty real guy. He is, after all, the only one of you who admitted to liking hot girls.</p>
<p>
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Would photos convince you I’m absolutely real?) (Would multiple photos convince you I’m absolutely real?
[/quote]
Yes, but you'll have to be naked.</p>
<p>I'm a little curious as to what everyone defines as "attractive"? Because my answer to the question can go either way, depending on how "attractive" is defined. I define it as good hygiene, humorous, intelligent, and so on...but others may see it as well-tanned/blonde/curvy? So do please elaborate.</p>
<p>if only you were fake, then we could understand you being an idiot.</p>
<p>:O! No way. Maybe next year. But totally not until i'm legal and in love with you.</p>
<p>(OMG!)</p>
<p>On a long enough timeline, some thread pops up on every online message board that reveals the majority of its users to be a bunch of overly anxious boys who come off a tad too sexually frustrated. Can we get back to talking Brown, or am I going to have to slip and break a leg in the drool you have spilled over a self-description someone gave OVER THE INTERNET? The things people have posted on here are cringe-worthy.</p>
<p>And Isabella, stop saying "phony." You're driving me up a goddamn proverbial wall!</p>
<p>True, but I am still curious about what everyone defines as "attractive", especially since someone had mentioned earlier that Ivy League students are generally more so than the rest of the population. Do they look better in sweater vests?</p>
<p>Dave, how old are you?</p>
<p>Isabella, no one could possibly enjoy Salinger references. nobody.</p>
<p>Old enough to know better.</p>
<p>And amen to Earl. You just sound like you are trying to hard.</p>