Brutally honest critiques?

<p>Anyone capable of being brutally honest with my essay? I want you to make me cry lol. </p>

<p>If your having a bad day, take it out on me..i don't mind. Just as long as I get some advice:)</p>

<p>I would be happy to take a look. I have a B.A. from Stanford and a J.D. from Harvard. Since joining CC, I have provided essay comments on 81 drafts for 41 students. If you would like to get started, PM me!
JP</p>

<p>Wow…Thats amazing! You helped 41 students in only a month and a half? Thats crazy.Thank you…I just pm’ed you. I really appreciate your help:)</p>