<p>We don't not have a talk about boys thread. We have a talk about toenails thread where the boys subject might come up later! Anyways, I'm leaving now. Continue.</p>
<p>1) How do you approach a girl?
Well, I basically came up to this one girl (who I later dated) after school, when no one was around. It's better if there's less people, so you won't be as nervous when you talk to her. Be your casual self. Don't do anything stupid, because that won't look attractive.</p>
<p>2) How do you do what a girl likes and something you like at the same time?
Our first get-together thing was at Mickey D's. No joke. It wasn't a date though - I mean, dates shouldn't be in fast food restaurants in the first place. I got a cheeseburger, and she got a McFlurry. I paid for her, but you aren't obligated to.</p>
<p>3) How to avoid screwing up in front of a girl?
Whenever she doubts your skill at anything, launch into a five-minute lecture about how you are right. Follow by raising your eyebrows and saying, "Know what I mean?"</p>
<p>4) How to get a girl's attention?
This bra strap's made for snappin', and that's just what I'll do... ;)</p>
<p>This is my experience with my first girlfriend. It didn't go too well in the end, but hey, everyone needs time to learn, right?</p>