<p>BUUTLEEERRRRR!!!!!</p>
<p>That alone should let you know...this college kicks ass. No, guys, seriously...if ANY of you are ****ed about being it Butler, you need to be smacked around a little bit. This college is going to freakin' rock. Sure, we don't have a quad all of our buildings are centered around like Mathey or Wilson, but we have pretty much all of Poe Field, my favorite place on campus, as our "quad" (as a reference point, it's behind Bloomberg).</p>
<p>Cuyler's an amazing dorm. It's basically composed of singles through up to 5-person suites, it's done in the neo-Gothic style (to appease those of you who were (wrongly) hoping for Rocky, Mathey, or Whitman), and has one of the cutest quads in front of it ever. Plus...you have an amazing dorm location. Juniors and seniors were outraged when they found out Butler was taking over Cuyler because it has one of the most desirable locations on campus (literally right across from the gym, right next to the student center, and very close to classrooms and the libraries on the north end of campus). So, in short, your housing is freakin' awesome.</p>
<p>For those living in Bloomberg (where I'll be holding it down), your housing is also suh-weet. You'll have A/C for those almost-unbearable first two weeks and last week or so of school where the humidity is ridiculous and everyone else is dying. You also have amazing rooms that used to belong (mostly) to upperclassmen. BUT WAIT, there's more! (Sorry if I'm starting to sound like a salesman) You ALSO have light wood floors, an amazing and modern building, a beautiful lounge/sitting area, large study rooms, laundry on almost every floor, a huge and gorgeous field just behind your building, and for those of you interested in a capella or dance, rehearsal rooms and studios are in the basement (as well as the WPRB radio station, for those interested in that). Sure, it's far from the northern part of campus, but it's a very insular building. I think it'll do a lot for the Butler community next year.</p>
<p>1915 folks, don't think you're getting the short end of the stick. 1915 used to be the envy of all non-1915 kids. For the ladies, there are HUGE (no seriously, HUGE) singles, and for the gentlemen, there are equally large triples (2 bedrooms + 1 common room). The only thing that sucks is that the bathrooms are in the basement. However, you also have laundry, and you're right next to the dining hall. That's frackin' sweet, especially during the winter.</p>
<p>Butler will be the smallest college next year because of the construction, so it's going to be an even better college community. If any of you are Bloomberg 175-193, get ready for the best RCA group times ever. Freshman Week will be out of this world 8)</p>