Can someone please read my essay?

Only adults with a long posting history, please! Thank you!

I’m not sure if I have a long posting history, but I am an adult. Joined 2015.

Sure, I’ll offer a brief critique if you PM it to me.

I’m here, incoming college freshman

I volunteer as tribute

Only because of your username. 65-year-old attorney who has probably read close to a hundred essays over the last “who remembers how many” years.