<p>Hi Guys! Give advice about anything and everything!</p>
<p>Okay, I'll start off:
Never constantly press the shift key. </p>
<p>Don't eat yellow snow.</p>
<p>Never assume a lady is pregnant.
Even if she looks fat enough to be</p>
<p>don’t try to teach yourself a subject out of a textbook
sure, you can do it
but it’s boring as H-E-double luigi</p>
<p>Don’t think you are in love (Or know it)
It’s a waste of time.
And emotional energy.
/and high school is about preparing for your future not worrying about if your boyfriend thinks you look cute today./</p>
<p>Don’t spend more time on CC than you spend on studying.</p>
<p>Don’t listen to music when you study. It just doesn’t work out.</p>
<p>And most importantly, DON’T BE ARROGANT. A lot was accomplished before you were born.</p>
<p>Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted.</p>
<p>Don’t complain that you don’t have enough time- Albert Einstein, Hellen Keller, and Leonardo Da Vinci all had 24 hours per day!</p>
<p>Don’t waste your volunteer hours building neighborhood park benches because you could help starving children in that same amount of time.</p>
<p>but how can I help starving children?</p>
<p>^feed them. LOL.</p>
<p>Haha, sorry XD</p>
<p>Um, there’s UNICEF, but I don’t know if that’s for hunger problems.</p>
<p>Not all acts of kindness are equal.</p>
<p>Feeling good isn’t the same as doing good,
Success isn’t the same as self-advancement.</p>
<p>Think before you act.</p>
<p>Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.</p>
<p>If you don’t want something to fall, just place it on the ground.
But if you want something to fly, the ground’s no place for it.</p>
<p>No one can be perfect, but everyone can be their best.</p>
<p>A smile is worth more than anything, but affordable.</p>
<p>Never let other people define who you are under ANY circumstances.</p>
<p>Also always use oven mittens; if you dont have any, get some ASAP!! Learn that lesson all too well :(</p>
<p>Don’t give people advice.
The squeaky wheel gets replaced first.</p>
<p>Never give anyone a present that suggests they need to lose weight, look better, etc.</p>
<ol>
<li>Don’t go to prison.</li>
<li>Don’t drop the soap.</li>
<li>Don’t feed gremlins after midnight.</li>
<li>If you’re gonna do it(Make sexytime), double wrap. The benefits are twofold.</li>
</ol>
<p>bananas are high in potassium</p>
<p>All other countries have inferior potassium…</p>