What are the odds of me getting into Ivie Leagues? Plz help.
ACT - 36
SAT- n/a
AP - physics, bio, chem, lit, lang, psych, gopo, swt, french, Spanish, alchemy, astrology, interior design, culinary skills
EC - NHS (president), stuco (president), debate (president), mathlets (president), slam poetry (president), one direction club (founder and president), knitting club (treasurer), croquet (water girl)
Volunteer - teach orphans dance lessons (pole), founder of charity for natural disasters (red cross)
Misc - 2nd place in school talent show (ventriloquist), voted most fashionable, voted most charming, serial dated jv tennis team
Race: Caucasian
Decent: Latvian
Heritage: Oregon
Lineage: Hapsburg
Gender: I am a strong independent woman.
Sex: yes
Safe schools in case no Ivy:
- Wharton
- Oxford
- Georgetown
- Stanford
- MIT
- NYU
Last Resort: Harvard
Despite this being a clear teroll post, I just wanted to point out that Wharton is in UPenn which is part of the Ivy League.
Also: I’m not amused.
Only 2nd place in the school talent show? Why not first place? That’s honestly quite shameful. Your chances for all of the Ivie Leagues are pretty much down the drain.
I’m sorry, 2gud4harverd, but I’m afraid that you must prepare for the worst. That second place really smears your application, and you will probably have to attend your last resort. I know that this may come to you as a disappointment, as your fashion and charm are definitely above the level of the average Harvard student, but at least you can look to the bright side — Harvard has a lot of money, so at least you will be able to start up a One Direction club when you get there. 
@azwu331 Dang, I new I should have taken that ventriloquy camp seriously! I should have skipped the 30 minute balad of John Travolta and done my Obama impressions instead! Glad to see some people take my life seriously @Woandering
Get some actual safeties. Other than Georgetown and NYU, everything is tough and unpredictable. Wharton is UPenn (Ivy).
- Wharton: Hard for everyone. Probably best business school in the world. High reach
- Oxford: Don't know much sorry
- Georgetown: Easy
- Stanford: High reach
- MIT: High reach
- NYU: Easy
Harvard: Reach
Columbia: Low reach
Cornell: Match
Princeton: High reach
Dartmouth: Reach
Brown: Reach
Yale: High reach
UPenn: Reach if not wharton.
You could probably get into the reaches, but don’t count on it. You don’t have that special EC that sets you apart. Depends on essays and GPA too.
Spell “Ivy” correctly and maybe you’ll have a chance.
How are those not safties? Why am I a match for Cornell? @TheTactition
That’s how you spell it in Latvian @MITer94
@2gud4harverd your posts show exactly why they are not “safeties…”
Sorry I don’t have an iphone with spell check #firstworldproblems @MITer94
@2gud4harverd Still a stroll post. You did not found the Red Cross.
But you did not *found it, right???
all of those schools are reaches, consider applying to community college.
You found it but you were not the one who founded it. Being the one who founded it is what matters for admissions. Case closed…
Mr. Wiggles, how could you. Why won’t I get in :(( @MrWiggles
@Miter94 obviously that is why you are not the Dean of Admissions drops mic
I live in a very prestigious, high-end real estate area of the country @zuminskee