CHANCE ME FOR CALTECH PLZ C'MON PEOPLE

Nope, Caltech is out of reach for you. They are quirky about admissions but they “like” anything above a 2300. LOR’s and essays are extremely important to Caltech as is the honor code.

Look at the common data set to confirm the scores. My son is at Caltech this year. His SAT was 2370. He had multiple awards and 1000’s of Boy Scout hours, senator recommendations, etc. ad nauseum, but he also is an excellent essay writer.
Oh, and i would drop the gang wannabe junk, hard to read and doesn’t seem funny.